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n i k l a u s ([personal profile] donotcare) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-05 01:50 pm

starting the app ;;

 It's been a while since you've written an application from scratch, hasn't it?  I'm honored to bestow upon you any overwhelming sensation you feel.  I told you before how complex I was, I only hope you can figure me out in time.

Or at least that you can believe to have figured me out.



Watch those last few episodes.  We don't want to keep Caroline waiting.
disparage: (your wig is made out of your mom's chest)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-05 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ caroline rolls her eyes. ]
disparage: (let me tell you how you are wrong)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
You know, talking yourself up doesn't make you any more likeable.
disparage: (i used to go with the flow)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ caroline sighs. ] You really want the list?
disparage: (i'm sorry people are so jealous of me)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ she raises a finger. ] Don't kill my friends.

[ oh, wait, that seems to be it. ] On second thought, that's pretty much it.
disparage: (give me a sign)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ … caroline's tone is incredibly uncertain, and she's vocally expressing that she knows she's going to end up walking herself into a corner. ]

No.

[ quick autocorrect: ] But they could be! You never know. These things are like really bad surprise birthday parties.
disparage: (i'm sorry people are so jealous of me)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe in your own dreams.

[ no. no. no. no. miss mystic falls pageant didn't make you likeable! except it did. ]

You're still sitting in limbo, since you're, like, overwhelming your mun so much she might not be able to even sign you up.
disparage: (i'm thinking)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ 8|||| ]

Everything featuring you is a nightmare. [ except for when he's likeable and listens to her, then she likes him. she really should've stood him up at the miss mystic falls pageant. ]

And bullying and threatening her isn't going to get you anywhere. [ she exhales in defeat. ] Trust me, I've tried.
disparage: (holy shit)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really have feelings? [ she raises her eyebrows; she's being a deliberate cow now. she's not going to apologise, but she'll huff. this will be her apology: ] To be left alone. But not even people at home know what that means.
disparage: (but now that i'm coming down)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! [ someone who understands her. for now, caroline forgets who she's speaking to, clicking her fingers as she almost jumps at someone finally getting what she wants. ] But some doofus just doesn't get that throwing me onto a ship isn't going to make me any less annoyed. What's wrong with taking a girl to Hollywood or some place that isn't infected with crazy people?
disparage: (i am not pleased)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's almost like she's shy. caroline's used to a lot of the things she says being turned down immediately. ] It's a place I haven't been.

As lame as it is, it'd be nice to see those Hollywood stars right underneath my feet rather than on the television.
disparage: (please don't drive me blind)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ caroline has an inkling that there will never be an opportunity to. the shit hits the fan all the time that maybe these alternate worlds are the best she'll ever get. ] I'm pretty sure we'll all be dead by the time anyone has any time to go see the world.

I bet Hollywood or Paris or Rome aren't as exciting as Mystic Falls.
disparage: (i believe in miracles)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-06 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I do. Maybe in a decade or century. [ :/ she will declare it on the top of the eiffel tower in 3000.

she tilts her head to the side, narrowing her eyes.
] You know, you say things like that, but then you threaten to kill me. You're really bad at giving one signal, you know.
disparage: (thank god for that)

[personal profile] disparage 2012-12-09 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ caroline is silent for a few moments. ] Threats are kind of how you don't get the girl - [ quickly: ] or friends or anyone - in the end.

If you threaten your mun she might try and throw you overboard into a sea of white oak stakes. [ she shrugs. karma is a bitch and klaus will get his just desserts if he keeps this shit up, js. if you want to be there in 3000, you got to change your tune, mate. ]

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