Possible grimdark AU ahead, BEWARE

[powered_by_red]

Oh? What's this? You've finally followed my order to put me here? Hm, good. Another few seconds and you'd have been tasting the wrong end of my agony beam.

But enough about you, you don't matter. What matters is that I, Queen Trixie, have decided to conquer Dear Mun as I have conquered Equestria!

Comments

[queen_chrysalis]

Hm...your love for others is quite lacking. I suppose I could just let my changelings feed off the love you have for yourself.

[harrisonfoal]

Agony beam?

Sounds a little uppity. Why not just a pain beam? Or an ouchie beam?

[powered_by_red]

They writhe in glorious agony, that's why!

[harrisonfoal]

Hmm...well I do like writhing. Not so much the agony.

Have you learned anything more about that amulet thing? I still want to research it's origins.

[powered_by_red]

Too bad. You get both!

[Trixie just ignores the second question and fires her agony beam at Daring Do.]

[powered_by_red]

Oh, hello there.

[Trixie grabs Chrysalis and floats her over to herself, looking at the changeling queen sternly.]

I didn't schedule feeding time to be or another 2 hours. Wait your turn.

[harrisonfoal]

[Yelps and dodges but only just barely thanks to her years of trained reflexes. She's on her guard now]

You catch more flies with honey then agony beams! Is this really how you want to be known in history?

[powered_by_red]

[Trixie giggles haughtily.]

I banned honey. I don't like how it sticks to my teeth.

[harrisonfoal]

You banned honey? Then what do you put in your oatmeal?

Wait...not important. More important. Just how long have you been ruling with an iron hoof? I'm a writer in my spare time maybe I could...I dunno pen you a Biography. Then you could make it mandatory that everyone read it or something.

[powered_by_red]

Oatmeal is good without honey.

Equestria's been under my glorious rule for naught but four years. I'll take you up on that offer. You will write a biography of Queen Trixie once every day.

[harrisonfoal]

Eehh...an entire biography every day? The quality might lag a bit.

Besides patience is the sign of true enlightenment your blueness. A monkey monk taught me that once. Cool guy. Maybe you read that book.

[powered_by_red]

[Trixie snarls.]

It's an entire biography a day or you will be severely punished!

[She's definitely lost herself to the amulet.]

[harrisonfoal]

Point of logic, if you punish me I can't keep writing your biography.

So what other changes have you made in your kingdom in the last four years?

[powered_by_red]

[The amulet hasn't exactly been kind to Trixie's sanity, either.]

...Wait, so... you want to be punished?

[See that leap of logic? Yeah...]

I've made Equestria into a Trixie [dystopia] Utopia!

[harrisonfoal]

[rolls her eyes]

Only if we're in the bedroom and it's the good kind of punishment.

[back to the subject]

Sounds beautiful [crazy] Do go on. I need details your shapeliness.

[powered_by_red]

[Only Deviant Do would flirt with an evil, insane tyrant who's as powerful as an Alicorn.]

Hm, as you wish. The Great and Powerful Queen Trixie has done many a thing to help turn Equestria from the sad sorry sack the former princesses had broken into the glorious nation it is today. The two most major things she has done was banning wheels and renaming every day of the week to be "Trixie".

They were great suggestions from Trixie's royal adviser.

[harrisonfoal]

[How else do you expect to get close enough to that amulet without magic? :P]

Uh huh...wheels and Trixie...oh Happy Trixie day by the way.

Who's your royal adviser?

[powered_by_red]

[Trixie summons up a small potted plant and points to it, looking incredibly proud.]

He is.

[So this is Trixigula's horse.]

[harrisonfoal]

[Staaaare...oh why are the pretty ones always so crazy?]

And what a...handsome adviser he is. Have you known him long?

[powered_by_red]

[At least there's that sane Trixie that's not an AU.]

Queen Trixie has known him for as long as she has reigned supreme over Equestria!

[harrisonfoal]

Four years...got it.

And what about those who have tried to rise up against you? No takeover was ever without some violence.

[powered_by_red]

[Trixie grins as her eyes narrow.]

They faced death by my hand!

[Ominous lightning strikes behind her.]

[harrisonfoal]

[Cool in the face of danger, if anything the lightning just shines light on her face and casts shadows to make her look cooler]

And your eternal rival Twilight Sparkle?

[Ready to dodge just in case that was a trigger word]

[powered_by_red]

[Trixie's face turns into a snarl again as her eyes glow red and the wind picks up.

Remember that vocal amplification spell?]

That name is never to be mentioned!

[Trixie's going to try that agony beam again. ...And again if she misses.]

[harrisonfoal]

[Dodge and...ZAP! Guess she failed her saving throw the second time]

OWOWOWOWOW KNOCK IT OFF!!