powered_by_red: (Smug)
Trixie Lulamoon ([personal profile] powered_by_red) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-12-02 10:21 pm

Possible grimdark AU ahead, BEWARE

Oh? What's this? You've finally followed my order to put me here? Hm, good. Another few seconds and you'd have been tasting the wrong end of my agony beam.

But enough about you, you don't matter. What matters is that I, Queen Trixie, have decided to conquer Dear Mun as I have conquered Equestria!

[personal profile] queen_chrysalis 2012-12-03 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm...your love for others is quite lacking. I suppose I could just let my changelings feed off the love you have for yourself.
harrisonfoal: (I see what you did there)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Agony beam?

Sounds a little uppity. Why not just a pain beam? Or an ouchie beam?
harrisonfoal: (Oro?)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...well I do like writhing. Not so much the agony.

Have you learned anything more about that amulet thing? I still want to research it's origins.
harrisonfoal: (Run awaaaaaay!)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yelps and dodges but only just barely thanks to her years of trained reflexes. She's on her guard now]

You catch more flies with honey then agony beams! Is this really how you want to be known in history?
harrisonfoal: (shit we're in a tight spot!)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You banned honey? Then what do you put in your oatmeal?

Wait...not important. More important. Just how long have you been ruling with an iron hoof? I'm a writer in my spare time maybe I could...I dunno pen you a Biography. Then you could make it mandatory that everyone read it or something.
harrisonfoal: (Oro?)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Eehh...an entire biography every day? The quality might lag a bit.

Besides patience is the sign of true enlightenment your blueness. A monkey monk taught me that once. Cool guy. Maybe you read that book.
harrisonfoal: (Shrug come at me bronie)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Point of logic, if you punish me I can't keep writing your biography.

So what other changes have you made in your kingdom in the last four years?
harrisonfoal: (A clever pony am I)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[rolls her eyes]

Only if we're in the bedroom and it's the good kind of punishment.

[back to the subject]

Sounds beautiful [crazy] Do go on. I need details your shapeliness.
harrisonfoal: (Another day another dungeon)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[How else do you expect to get close enough to that amulet without magic? :P]

Uh huh...wheels and Trixie...oh Happy Trixie day by the way.

Who's your royal adviser?
harrisonfoal: (Shrug come at me bronie)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Staaaare...oh why are the pretty ones always so crazy?]

And what a...handsome adviser he is. Have you known him long?
harrisonfoal: (Oro?)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Four years...got it.

And what about those who have tried to rise up against you? No takeover was ever without some violence.
harrisonfoal: (I see what you did there)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cool in the face of danger, if anything the lightning just shines light on her face and casts shadows to make her look cooler]

And your eternal rival Twilight Sparkle?

[Ready to dodge just in case that was a trigger word]
harrisonfoal: (Run awaaaaaay!)

[personal profile] harrisonfoal 2012-12-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Dodge and...ZAP! Guess she failed her saving throw the second time]

OWOWOWOWOW KNOCK IT OFF!!

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