Apped to Glaxcin Prison

[shinra_dog]

Are you shitting me, Mun? We've been together all this time, I take care a' ya', an' this is how you repay me? Sendin' me t' this shithole?

Don't even get me started on that backstory edit. *glares* That was awful liberal of ya t' go there, and you know it.

Look, we both know I've done unsavory things, but ain't this a bit harsh?

Really?

You're a twisted psycho bitch, y'know that? An' don't even argue, you know you deserve it just as much as I deserve this prison sentence, yo. Doesn't mean I won't be pissed about it.

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[iam_sephiroth]

Looks like your mun has found you a home.

[killappeal]

You're a ray of sunshine today.

[And, with his tone, that comment could be taken seriously.]

[shinra_dog]

A home? A home?

Of course you would find this amusin'.

A home was where we were before. I had power, I had influence, I had my own damn clothes. I know why we had ta' leave there, I dunno what she's thinkin', sendin' me to a place where there is a very real chance of bein' eaten alive by creepy crawlies only t' revive and do it again. That is not a "game!"

[shinra_dog]

I'm glad t' know my pain is bein' taken so lightly, boss. Gotta love that lack of empathy. *grumbles sarcastically*

[killappeal]

It isn't the end of the world, you realize. Though I agree it can be especially...taxing to be taken somewhere new.

[shinra_dog]

I may have forgotten t' mention the fact that, while being dismembered is a distinct daily possibility, this new "home" refuses to let you die.

When I said I meant to atone for Sector 7, I didn't mean per individual, yo.

I think I'm entitled to a little angst and self-pity under the circumstances. *irritable pout*

I guess I should be thankful yer tryin' ta' put it in perspective, but if I'm leavin' head space, I'd rather be where you are. Somethin' tells me you don't have t' worry about bein' eaten alive or flamethrowered on a regular basis.

... Do you?

[killappeal]

Not as of yet. I'm told there are zombies and killer trees, though. And something coming soon called 'heartless'. So far I must admit it's been rather tame for something that is supposed to be Apocalyptic. I mean, balloons are not exactly the most intimidating.

[Not that he should complain. But he's going to anyway.]

You're a Turk. I have faith you will keep yourself together.

And that wasn't a bad pun.

[shinra_dog]

*pauses for a moment before bursting out laughing*

Yer right, it'll take a lot more'n that t' get us Turks down. *grins*

Thanks, man.

[killappeal]

Nowhere else will be what we're used to. I won't even suggest you put a good face on it, because that's bullshit. But things are what they are.

[And that's about as inspirational as he gets.]

[iam_sephiroth]

So, now your mun has left you with nothing? How terrible. [He remained smiling even though sarcasm dripped through his voice.]

So, where are they sending you then?

[shinra_dog]

*dark grin*

Yeah, that's been made real clear. But jus' 'cause I might suffer doesn't mean I'm gonna jus' lay down an' take it. If we're expected t' participate in these "games," we'll play -- but we don't hafta make it easy for 'em.

Work hard, play hard, yo.

*sigh* But now that I'm ready, the suspense is killin' me. I'm ready t' start fashionin' a shank an' climbin' the prison hierarchy.

*vehement*Though I am not about to smuggle anythin' in my ass. Sayin' that right now.

[shinra_dog]

Tch. Wouldn't you like to know?

I guess it doesn't really matter, though. Some place called "Glaxcin Prison." I'm not sure if she really wants t' punish me, or if she just wants t' see what I'll do under the pressure. Not sure which one's better.

I can't imagine yer someplace nice, Seph.

[iam_sephiroth]

[He sneered.]

Prison? Interesting. Perhaps your mun is deciding that this place is the best setting for you? Done something wrong, Reno?

Oh, you'd be surprised. My mun treats me with respect as he should. Maybe he'll send me to a tropical island containing lots of male nudes. [He is JOKING, Reno. Get that, please.]

[shinra_dog]

*vicious smirk* Yeah. I can see that.

You, with your [suggestive] "Masamune," on a secluded island. Surrounded by men.

It's like a gay Lord of the Flies.

[Reno's just being pissy because he can.]

[iam_sephiroth]

I hope you realise that I was joking. [Yes, he did have a sense of humour.]

I just hope my mun doesn't take my joke and create some twisted reality. An island doesn't sound appealing and the male nudes.....that's more for Genesis.

[shinra_dog]

*snickers* Yeah, I can agree with ya on that. Though, never thought we'd be on th' same side a' somethin'. Reminds me you were a pretty cool dude before you went psycho on us.

[iam_sephiroth]

Before? I am perfectly sane now, Reno. If you are referring to other versions of myself post-Nibelheim then you have me wrong.

I have not yet crossed many bounderies into insanity. I am still working within ShinRa and haven't commited any crimes, unlike my dopplegangers. [Not yet, anyway.]

[shinra_dog]

Really, now? *leans back and crosses arms, taking new assessment*

Well, ya do seem a lot less, y'know, genocidal. I'll give ya the benefit of the doubt, for now.

Ya plan on changin' the future? *somewhat hopeful*

[iam_sephiroth]

Genocidal? Hmph. [He smirked then rolled his eyes.]

I don't know what your mun has forced into your head about me, Reno. I know you tend to lick the President's arse. That's what my mun says about you. Forgive those words, as they are not from my mouth.

I tend to live my future how it comes.

[shinra_dog]

*eye twitches at the image of him and Rufus* Eh. Well, thanks for the honesty.

I'd avoid Nibelheim if I were you... but... *grows almost uncharacteristically contemplative* Well, do what ya gotta do.

[killappeal]

You sound as though you've been in prison before this. All the better for you.

[He's not sure he'd take it with such...grace. Or at least such will to survive.]

You're a Turk. Of course you can handle it. You can give anyone a run for their money.

[shinra_dog]

I... may have come close. And known some people.

And we both know what we do to the people we keep t' interrogate.

So yeah, I think keepin' that healthy optimism an' my signature inflated ego will probably be pretty helpful. The hardest part now I can foresee is that personal hell familiar to us both.

The mandatory psych assessment.

[killappeal]

Don't we all? Come close and know some people.

[Just ignore that predatory smirk.]

I do know. But the rest of the world is only supposed to have rumors. It keeps them in fear. And you certainly don't want to let that slip at your psych assessment.

[shinra_dog]

*nods with certainty* Right, boss.

Ugh, I just hate going when I know I'm totally fine! Like that debriefing after the Sector 7 incident. Waste of time. Those docs should jus' mind their own business.

(Sorry, mun)

[iam_sephiroth]

Avoid Nibelheim? I have no reason to go there. [Biiiig reactor, Sephy. Ok, not yet.]

[shinra_dog]

*tries not to look particularly pleased, attempt at nonchalance* Oh? Uh... cool. Right. Yeah, there's nothin' in that country town anyway.

Er, so what's your mun got ya doin' lately? *trying to change the subject before he rips a hole in space-time*

[iam_sephiroth]

He is letting me do what I wish. Contemplating and spending time with Genesis.

[shinra_dog]

Fffff, lucky. *stretches his arms back behind his head* I wish I could just chill doin' whatever I wanted.

Though, I have gotten away with a lot before. *smirks nostalgically* Good times.

[iam_sephiroth]

I am sure you have.