Mun SHOULD be in bed right now...

[notaglitch]

Listen t'me. S'for your own good! Go- to bed! 'Specially if that big ol' head of yours is hurting as bad as y'say it is.

Again I'm kiiiiddingg...you know I'm kidding. Come on- we're a team remember? I know yer excited about taking me all sorts a'places, and lettin' me meet new people- but priorities mun! Priorities.

I'll still be here in th'mornin', as will everyone else around this place! So go on, hop to it, b'fore I MAKE you!

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[hidingunderbeds]

Well, aren't you just adorable? Does your mun really listen to you?

[notaglitch]

Pffft. Well a'course she does! Soon as she made this she went right on to bed, so what does that tell you?

[It wasn't exactly Vanellope's doing, but she'll stick to her guns in saying that it was.]

[hidingunderbeds]

How interesting. From my limited experience these 'muns' never do a thing unless they want to. Stubbornness seems to be about the only constant among them. Aside from the obvious... social deficits.

[ Well that's all part of being an adorable little bundle of sass isn't it? ]

[notaglitch]

Ain't that th'truth...

[Definitely. She hasn't been able to sway her mun YET on any situation, so she's going to take any opportunity she can to make it seem like she has.]

Weeell I can't speak for your mun, but mine's jus' a big ol' softy. She can't stay strong for long I mean- who could say no t'this adorable face?

[hidingunderbeds]

[ Well, young people do learn slowly. ]

Mine seems to be rather well acquainted with me already. A positive bundle of nerves and anxiety. The right push on his fears and he falls into line rather easily.

[notaglitch]

Sounds like we think alike then huh? You keep yer' mun in check by..

[Pushing on his fears? Yikes.]

Messin' with his head through...fears n'stuff, and I do the same with mine with either my uncontrollable charm- [She snickers.] Or my attitude. Cause if y'can't handle me, then woe be the person who allows me into their headspace in th'first place! But I think she's got a pretty good idea of what she's doin'.

[hidingunderbeds]

[ Oh it really takes such an ever so little push when muns are wound so tight already. ]

Yes, I hope all his neurosis and almost constant state of terror have acquainted him well enough with me for him to know how I comport myself. I have to say, you're a very well-spoken child.

[notaglitch]

[She's just going to pretend she knows what neurosis is.]

Hah, well thanks! N'I'll say you talk pretty fancy yourself.

I'm curious, who are you anyway?

[hidingunderbeds]

[ How utterly cute. ]

Lifetimes of practice. Someone has to maintain a certain level of class after all.

Ah, well that's a rather layered question isn't it? I've had a great many names over the years. My friends call me Pitch or they would if he had any friends but you'll probably know me best as the Boogeyman.

[notaglitch]

[Well dang. Not many things catch her offguard, but that is one of them. Though she's unsure where she's heard of that name before....and why does her mun have that strange look on her face?]

The Boogeyman huh? ....Yannow I think I might jus' call you Pitch n'stead.

[Perhaps it's ignorance that's causing her not to feel afraid of him at all.]

Well you shared your name so I guess I might as well give you mine- M'name's Vanellope Von Schweetz, racer AND President of Sugar Rush. Kind of a big deal really.

[hidingunderbeds]

[ He can't help a chuckle at her innocence. Someone who's yet to learn about him? How fun. ]

It is less of a mouthful, isn't it?

[ He'll just have to rectify that. Won't sleeping tonight be a joy? ]

Vanellope? What a pretty name. It's a pleasure to meet you, Madam President. Would you mind terribly if I asked just where Sugar Rush is?

[notaglitch]

[Hey, she's already had to meet her share of terrifying things, some moreso than others.]

No kiddin'. Y'think so? I'm glad you like it then- before all anyone ever wanted t'call me was 'The Glitch.'

[She makes a face as she says that, sticking out her tongue.]

An' instead of askin' where's Sugar Rush, you shoulda' asked WHAT'S Sugar Rush. It's a video game! An' you're lookin' at one of it's star racers, right here!

[hidingunderbeds]

[ There's no such thing as a fair share of fear. How silly. ]

Yes I do. It does seem to suit you rather well. And that hardly seems like a kind nickname.

[ He does so love children. Let him give you a pretty little nightmare, Vanellope. You'll love it. ]

A video game? One of those loud beeping things that these children play on nowadays for...fun?

[notaglitch]

Yeah, it wasn't meant t'be kind. But- that's all in th'past now. Sides, I don't really care about it anymore!

[Boy, shouldn't she have learned not to trust people at face value by now? Then again, anyone who's got any interest in her game has her attention.]

Yeah, exactly that! My game's not exactly as portable as all that fancy new stuff though- mine's in an arcade so it's a bit more.... old-fashioned I guess y'could say.