more iJAG shenanigans

[acceptedburden]

[A strange unicorn with cropped blonde hair, black eel tattoos on his front legs, and a "cutie mark" that is a water-based eel on his backside, paws at the ground before looking up]

I am actually rather grateful at this point that you have not been successful in enabling my friends to join me here. I am not sure I would ever get them to take me seriously again.

[Sigh, because he's on dear mun and that is almost worst. He is not happy with his mun right now]

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/doesn't care if he's the other Kaldur

[sponsorigami]

........

[Who's the shapeshifter here?]

/hugs Ivan

[acceptedburden]

[facehoof, just, facehoof.]

[sponsorigami]

Is... this your first time having four legs?

[Because this is completely normal to happen to people]

[acceptedburden]

Yes. I am not used to changing shape.

[sponsorigami]

You're not? Then why are you...?

[acceptedburden]

An incident aboard the satellite I am on has resulted in this, as far as I can tell.

[sponsorigami]

... Is it permanent or...?

[acceptedburden]

Nothing else has been, so I would imagine it is not. At least I hope it is not.

[sponsorigami]

This isn't the first time something has happened like this to you?

I'm sorry Kaldur, you knew this was coming

[punsofiron]

So we've got a seahorse on our hands, then?

Oh lord.

[acceptedburden]

No. I appear to be a unicorn.

[punsofiron]

[Pony sulk.]

Oh come on, I thought that one was good.

[acceptedburden]

[Sorry, he's not really in the mood]

[punsofiron]

[Well excuse her for trying to keep spirits up.]

Oh come on, it's not all that bad, is it?

[acceptedburden]

I am grateful that I have four legs instead of a seahorse body if that is what you are suggesting.

[allthesensors]

At least she's keeping you there and not sending you to Candy Mountain.

[acceptedburden]

[Of course it is Robin who shows up, why would it NOT be Robin, he glances at the mun who is snickering at that reference]

Why would she send me to Candy Mountain?

[allthesensors]

Because it's magical, Kaldur. Maaaggiiccaall.

[acceptedburden]

[Stares at you, he really doesn't get it. Yes, Robin, you are being stared at by Kaldur the Unicorn Pony.]

[allthesensors]

...[And Robin is going to start laughing hysterically. Don't mind him.]

[thirteenth_brat]

I think there are worse things that could have happened, although... that doesn't mean they can't happen in the future.

[acceptedburden]

This is true. Although, I believe some of what transpired during Halloween might qualify as worse.

[thirteenth_brat]

Should I be glad I wasn't there for it?

[acceptedburden]

Probably. We had several people become giants and there was a shark in the pool...to name a few things.

[totallyhisniece]

Uhhhhhhh....

[acceptedburden]

[Sigh]

Hello Artemis.

[totallyhisniece]

Hi.

You're a horse! What the hell happened?!

[acceptedburden]

I wish I could answer that myself.

Unfortunately the place I am at right now is going through a bit of an event involving all humanoids to become...ponies.

...brb posting to iJAG

[worldinagrain]

What did I miss?

[acceptedburden]

A mysterious force has turned humans into ponies.

[speedyfanboy]

...

So, Kaldur, are you like a seahorse, or...?

[acceptedburden]

[He's so mortified but he's doing so well to not show it, except he's not making eye contact because that would just make this all so much worse]

Unicorn. I have four hooves.

Although that option was discussed.

[angroy]

[This face.

Kaldur what?]

[acceptedburden]

[He honestly can't say Roy because nothing about this place makes sense.

He's just going to try to look like he's not completely put out by this and...shifts awkwardly]

[angroy]

[So he sees.

Jeez. Roy's not even sure what to say.]

...I hope for your sake this is only temporary.