voice testing; to asgardeventide

[shslasshole]

— did you really just typo that as "assgard"?

Tch. This only supports my claim of your incompetence to properly portray me.

I'm being too mean? Please, you simply can't handle the harsh truth.

I'm done with you. Leave me alone unless you're going to insist on continuing that application.

Comments

[paroli]

Asgard, hmm? [ Giggle-giggle. ]

I'm sure you'll have a fun time there, Togami-kun. [ Her time there was short enough, but Loki house forever, okay. ]

[shslasshole]

I can't imagine how I could. The only redeeming quality about this premise is the powers.

[ why is that giggle so irritating ] You sound like you know what's in store.

[paroli]

You get to fight a war. Isn't that exciting?

I was there for a short while.

[shslasshole]

You'd think, but on the contrary, unless the leaders can turn the tables interestingly, it isn't. And not many in history have.

[ no questions here ] You were under the house of Loki, then.

hay gurl hay

[overbite]

[Vaguely muffled giggle-snorting noises in the not-so-distance.

Assgard.]

You are pretty unhappy about a silly typo!

[shslasshole]

[ ugh god no not another one ]

A typo is a mistake. I make no mistakes, and neither should my mundane.

[overbite]

[you see this smirk you're getting, togami? that is her hahaha yeah ok dummy smirk. she saves it only for special people.]

Suuuuure. Come on, nobody does everything right on the first try! Do you expect me to believe that?

im so sorry

[shslasshole]

[ What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. ]

I've never made a mistake.

oh my fucking GOD

[overbite]

Reeeaallly? Never ever? Not once? You have never ever tripped or said something dumb or jumped to conclusions or misjudged somebody or dropped something and maybe broke it and made a mess?

...Hehe, that sounds like bullshit!

[shslasshole]

Who in their right mind would make such simple mistakes like those?

I was raised perfectly to be perfect, and now I've acquired an almost befitting title to show it --

I am perfect in every sense of the world and if you doubt me, I'll prove you wrong and stomp on you like the pathetic ant you are!

[overbite]

Stomp on me?! Look, you are getting very unnecessarily worked up about this! [Not that she isn't starting to bristle, too.] I am not an ant! Calm down, jerk!

[shslasshole]

This is all of your doing -- if you had accepted the truth of my perfection neither you or I would be wasting our time on this.

And you're not worth the waste, just an eyesore.

[ DRAMATICALLY TURNS AROUND TO START LEAVING ]

Because one Celes isn't enough suffering for Togami

[trumped_card]

It's such a shame we can't just fire our mundanes and hire better ones, isn't it?

[Celes knows your pain, bro. She thinks it's hilarious when it's happening to someone else, but she still knows it.]

why am i bringing in all of these chicks

[shslasshole]

I would have gotten rid of this one in a moment's notice. But she seems to be enjoying being frantic about her portrayal of me.

It's interesting enough to watch from a distance, as incompetent as she is.

Because you're actually a shsl pimp

[trumped_card]

I don't know about interesting, but I do find their incompetence amusing.

Comedy equals tragedy plus time, after all. Stupidity is a tragedy most mundanes possess. In addition to that, they have all the time in the world to show us how idiotic they really are.

shsl perfect heir pimp gj togami

[shslasshole]

Which is a waste of time on their part. I can't fathom why they keep doing it.

Sounds about right

[trumped_card]

Perhaps they don't know any better? Not everyone can be as smart as you, Togami-kun.

[evoketh]

[dryly]

Ass guard.

[shslasshole]

What was that? I don't think I heard you.

[evoketh]

...never mind. It's okay.

Jokes aren't funny if you have to repeat them.

[shslasshole]

Or perhaps you knew you what was coming for you had you said it again, so you didn't.

An important lesson learned.

[evoketh]

Not really.

What would I get if I said it again?

guess who rea

[fogcutter]

One would think that you were immune to mistakes with that attitude, Togami-kun.

[do you remember the second school trial, togami? because kirigiri does.]