Mun is a horrible person. A really horrible person. And a flake.

[shieldbrother]

Maybe if you could get your head on straight, we could actually do something.

Not that I want to be in one these 'homes' you keep yapping about. Sounds awful, and I've got plenty to do without it. So don't even think about it, sister.

Edit, it must be a full moon with someone so grumpy: And finding Vilkas isn't the bribe you think it is. Cut it out.

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[ex_outcry557]

You too, but to where?

[shieldbrother]

Apparently it's been a problem answering that one. I'm not complaining.

[ex_outcry557]

That's where it always starts. You have to be careful of people like that.

[ because that fits her whenever she leaves, oddly enough. ]

[shieldbrother]

I'm hoping she'll forget the whole crazy idea. She's the one complaining I'm not fit for most of these things.

[And there are no complaints there, either.]

[ex_outcry557]

I've learned upon my arrival that saying things like that only encourages them. It keeps their mind healthy, wondering what they should do to us.

Almost like a Daedra.

[shieldbrother]

Given the choices she's considering? I'd say exactly like Daedra.

[ex_outcry557]

What are the choices that makes you say that?

[shieldbrother]

A tower straight out of Oblivion, some weird place called Manhattan, and a desert.

[ex_outcry557]

The tower sounds familiar, but "Manhattan" doesn't — and neither does the desert.

I hope you won't be going alone, now. Entering unfamiliar territory without a brother or sister is — [ interesting ] dangerous.

[shieldbrother]

Won't be the first time. The Manhattan thing doesn't look all that bad. And I hope she didn't see that.

Like a Dwemer city, and I'll still have...Well. That secret we do.

[ex_outcry557]

Mmm — and even if you didn't have the secret, you'll just beat them to dust, right? [ the slightest grin. ] It's hard to imagine people punching you in the face without it being a terrible attempt.

How far will you be when — no, if you arrive there? [ because having fun with canon points is great fun. ]

[shieldbrother]

If they didn't play nice, absolutely.

Before going to Ysgramor's tomb, for sure. I apparently don't do anything useful after that for a while. Maybe she needs to ask the folks of Whiterun for a better idea.

[ex_outcry557]

That's how I spend part of my time whenever I visit towns. It's a good way to burn time, and earn a little gold on the side.

As for her choices... they certainly sound better than what mine's tempted by.

[shieldbrother]

Can't be worse than this one place she was looking at, so lay it on me.

She thought about throwing me into a whole world of people doing the horizontal worship to Dibella.

[ex_outcry557]

.... That's exactly it, or the island.

[ she frowns, her lips twitching. she doesn't want to go to either. ]

But, I'll forgive her if she brings me to that "Gulch" she plans to bring her doctor to.

[shieldbrother]

I've got the feeling our preferences don't really count.

And pointing out I don't need a place that will slap a tattoo on me hasn't made a dent. So I guess it's a Daedra's dream come true or Dwemer as far as the eye can see, at least for me.

[ex_outcry557]

[ honestly, she's relieved to hear that. it's why she sighs, a smile coming back. ]

I can already see it; I'll be missing fun, won't I?

[shieldbrother]

Depends on your definition of fun. I think I'd rather hand myself over to the Hall of the Vigilant.

[ex_outcry557]

I think you should take this as a golden opportunity, if ever you do arrive there. Explore, meet strange new people. It'll be an adventure. [ her very bad habit. ]

Though, we'll miss you at Jorrvaskr.

[immortalrose]

Believe me when I say that she's already "thinking" about it as you speak.

[shieldbrother]

I know she is.

I'm just glad she can't find anything.

[immortalrose]

Give her time! She'll find some ingenious way to send you off packing to the nearest post-apocalyptic hell.

[shieldbrother]

She's been looking at those. Thinks it's funny I see them as Dwemer ruins. Me? I don't think so. And I don't need to go to magic school, either.

[immortalrose]

Judging by how many hours my writer complains about these mentioned Dwemer ruins, she's not too impressed with them either. Although, she's quite fond of the Mage College in Winterhold.

As for myself, I'm on the fence regarding this mythical Nord stuff.

[shieldbrother]

Well, as a warning, ours have Dwemer dragons, too. Damned things are nearly impossible to kill. Break. Whatever.

Depends on which parts you're asking about. But Vilkas could tell you better. He's the brains of the outfit.

[immortalrose]

Wait, what do you mean by "break"? Are they mechanical by any chance?

[shieldbrother]

They are. She thought it would add a little 'spice' to playing around or something.

Can't say I'm real thrilled by that being considered 'spice'.

[immortalrose]

That's more like 'poison' then a 'spice', friend.

[shieldbrother]

You're not telling me anything I don't already know. Real dragons are a pain, but these things are just plain evil.

[immortalrose]

I cannot say I ever fought a dragon before. I doubt I would live to be honest.

[shieldbrother]

I was a little disappointed; I expected them to be stronger.

[immortalrose]

I must say, considering you're wielding a great-sword....I highly doubt those poor dragons would last long.

[shieldbrother]

Well, it's not like anyone thought they really existed until recently.

[killervocabulary]

Now there's a sight for sore eyes - how are you doing, Farkas?