dear_mun | Mun just finished the manga; testing out newly aquired pup!

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canon: fullmetal alchemist

Mun just finished the manga; testing out newly aquired pup!

Hey, if you don't quit being such a crybaby I may just go find a different mun who isn't such a weakling! I mean, it's already enough of an insult that I have to take orders from a silly human like you when the world is mine to rule.

But hey, listen. There's no need for you to cry for me. I got what I wanted in the end, didn't I? And Ling got what he wanted too. Everyone wins! Nothing to be sad about. So cut it out, already, would you?

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[ Dammit T__T CORNERED. He sighs a little. He did go in and try and save him from Father after all. Pfft.

THIS IS BARELY AUDIBLE. BARELY. ]

Fine, I take it back.

[Laughing quietly to himself forever this is wonderful.]

There, now was that so hard?

[ YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE AND HE HATES YOU GREELING T_T Grump grump grump. ]

Hey now, if it makes you feel any better, I don't think you're too bad either!
[That is supposed to maybe be a compliment.]

[ There's a pause in his grumping as he registers that. And he can't help but laugh a little. ]

Man, you really suck at that.

I don't know why you assume the problem is me and not you.

[Yeah Ed, maybe you're just kind of awful.]

[ no u ] Because it's definitely you!

[Nice comeback did you think of it all by yourself?]
Please. I was only telling the honest truth. Maybe you just think too highly of yourself.

[ yes it took me hours are you impressed by my wit yet ]

If that's not the biggest case of the pot calling the kettle black!

[I am so impressed.]

Nonsense, my high opinion of myself is entirely warranted, you just don't appreciate me enough. You really make for a poor subordinate, Edward.

Tch, right. Being your subordinate doesn't mean I have to kiss your ass. [ Not that he did the following instructions thing very well, either. ]

Oh? Well if you're so smart, why don't you tell me what being someone's subordinate does entail?

[Greed doesn't think you know.]

[ He's probably heard the definition a thousand times from the Colonel, so he sighs, rolling his eyes. ] Somebody under the authority or control of another offi-- person who is somehow higher ranking them within an organization. Follow their orders, listen to their briefings, blah, blah...

[God Ed are you even trying.]

Is that what they teach you to memorize when you join the military or something?

[ NO >( ]

I think they thought if they just kept repeating it to me, I'd magically start doing everything they told me to without complaint.

And that didn't work out too well for them, did it?

Not particularly.

See? You're a terrible subordinate! You're too strong willed.

I'm gonna take that as a compliment. You still kept me around.

Yeah, if I'd thrown away another subordinate Ling would probably have yelled at me.

[~~like how a parent yells at a kid for breaking their toys~~]

So in the end, he was the one in charge. Got it.

[SJFJHSJF]

Please! If he were in charge he'd be the one out here talking to you! It's just annoying when he complains, is all.

[ 8D ]

Still managed to keep you in line just by being annoying, huh~?

He's a damn opinionated little twerp, he is. I don't know where he got off thinking he could talk to me like an equal.

Humans are kind of stubborn about making sure we're treated the same as everyone else, I guess. You're the one who let him get away with it.

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