Mun just finished the manga; testing out newly aquired pup!

[toruletheworld]

Hey, if you don't quit being such a crybaby I may just go find a different mun who isn't such a weakling! I mean, it's already enough of an insult that I have to take orders from a silly human like you when the world is mine to rule.

But hey, listen. There's no need for you to cry for me. I got what I wanted in the end, didn't I? And Ling got what he wanted too. Everyone wins! Nothing to be sad about. So cut it out, already, would you?

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[toruletheworld]

It was supposed to be! I'm Greed, after all, I'll take everything this world has to offer.

[therosensaint]

But God rules the planet. Greed? Like the sin? And if someone doesn't like it?

[toruletheworld]

Exactly like the sin! Of course, I'd have to defeat anyone who stood in my way, even God! It doesn't matter now, but that's what I would have done.

[therosensaint]

Great. [Sarcasm] Oh really? What are you immortal or something? [Arms crossed] You can't kill God. That's nice.

[toruletheworld]

Immortal? Not quite! Close though. The old Greed was searching for a way to become truly immortal, if my memories serve me right.

And I think I have a better idea than you of what I can and can't do, human.

[therosensaint]

Long life equals immortality in my book. And you probably have special abilities that most people don't have. The old Greed? So, there was one before you. How did he share his fate? Got to close to the sun?

Like what? Are you positive that I'm human? You look human too.

[toruletheworld]

Well, it's kind of the point for a homunculus to look human. But you can blow my head off all you like and it'll just heal right up! That is, if you can penetrate my ultimate shield.

[therosensaint]

Homunculus are just a story! They don't exist! The head is an easy target for a shotgun. Oh, ultimate shield? Like revealing all your secrets?

[toruletheworld]

If you don't believe me, you're welcome to go ahead and try to kill me!

[therosensaint]

No. That's against the rules of a nun! I would never dirty up my hands with blood!

[toruletheworld]

Then I guess you'll just have to take my word for it. I'll have you know, I never lie.

[therosensaint]

Take your word? Fat chance! A sinner always lies.

[toruletheworld]

How rude! I may be a homunculus but I still have feelings.

[therosensaint]

You do? I'm sorry for hurting them.

[toruletheworld]

Of course I do! A homunculus is an artificial human, right? We've got everything humans do, just better.

[therosensaint]

Sure. But most artificial humans don't have feelings. Please.

[toruletheworld]

How would you know? I thought you said homunculi were just a made up story. If you've never met one, how would you know what they're like?

[therosensaint]

Because I've read stories about them in the books inside The Vatican. They are. And that's why they're not real.

[toruletheworld]

So you're saying that everything written in books isn't true?