justthattimeofthemoon: (Not all blondes are stupid)
Regina Sharpe ([personal profile] justthattimeofthemoon) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-11-29 10:46 pm

Voicetesting a new character

To the woman behind the screen,

It's not exactly 'ignore the man behind the curtain' but I don't appreciate all of this smoke and mirrors ridiculousness. I've got an extensive list of things you could be better getting on with than bothering me. Trust me, it's alphabetised. If you're going to play me then I have a few directives that have to be followed over that time. I'll send you a memorandum with it all, I doubt you'll get it all so quickly if we're just going to have a chat.

For that matter, find me some pups. The house is empty without the pitter-patter of newly mooned feet and the lovely noise of them destroying my family home. No really. I just love it when they wreck the beds. Do you have any idea how many beds we've been through in the past five years? It's in the five hundreds by now. Something about the first change just makes them rut like crazy. You don't even want to know about the amount of condoms we go though in a month. I'm sure that checkout girl thinks I run a house of ill repute.

To conclude, new pups to guide the right way and possibly a new bed fund. That's all.

Yours,
Regina Sharpe.
indiscreet: downcast eyes; still better than you (☦ while you're away you'll never know)

[personal profile] indiscreet 2012-11-30 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Well, aren't you... tolerant. I ...that is a great deal more than I ever wanted to know about newly — "changed," is that the term? — lupines.

So...why, exactly, are you housing all these children?
indiscreet: neutral or intrigued (☦ born to be the woman I would know)

[personal profile] indiscreet 2012-12-02 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Respectable enough, I suppose. [ though she has to suppress the urge to let her lip curl at all this talk of werewolves — but she got herself into this conversation, and she'd like to get out of it alive, too, thank you very much ]

And you speak like you know from personal experience.
indiscreet: small knowing smile (☦ and you are pleased with me)

[personal profile] indiscreet 2012-12-03 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
...That must have been difficult, then. [ She can sympathize with the feeling of having no guidance in a new life. Or new unlife, as the case may be. ]

It seems that you've done rather impressively for yourself, in that case. We generally give your kind a wide berth so I can't say I know the details, but I imagine it's much the same for lupines, in that there are all kinds of rules you can break if you don't know they exist.
itsaboutwhynot: (do you liek mudkips)

[personal profile] itsaboutwhynot 2012-11-30 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
My goodness, I never knew that about uratha biology. Fascinating! I wonder what in particular causes it. Perhaps the, aha, "first change" induces the release of hormones? Or is it some kind of supernatural effect? I imagine this would make a truly interesting study...
itsaboutwhynot: (but what are your thoughts on yaoi)

[personal profile] itsaboutwhynot 2012-11-30 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Both interesting hypotheses! I myself would lean toward yours, if I were to choose one—you know what they say about sufficiently advanced technology. Though wouldn't you like to know, instead of guess?
itsaboutwhynot: (this pleases caroline)

[personal profile] itsaboutwhynot 2012-12-03 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, theory is all well and good, but—well, perhaps I simply have a natural curiosity that most others don't, but I've always wanted to know and confirm for myself as much as I can about what I am.
gambled_ourmistakes: (of snakes and ladders)

not a WoD wolf but still a wolf nonetheless

[personal profile] gambled_ourmistakes 2012-11-30 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
You ... approve of the destruction of your furniture?
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[personal profile] gambled_ourmistakes 2012-12-01 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Then it sounds like you are a very smart woman.
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[personal profile] gambled_ourmistakes 2012-12-02 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No use for the degree?
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[personal profile] gambled_ourmistakes 2012-12-03 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Gifts?

[where he's from, werewolves transform, and that's it.]
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[personal profile] gambled_ourmistakes 2012-12-03 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[eyebrows go up.]

Werewolves can't do that in my neck of the woods.
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[personal profile] gambled_ourmistakes 2012-12-04 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, we have gifts. Compulsion isn't one of them.