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[assholekinesis]

…You really couldn't think of a better name?!

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[virginloverobot]

[ No comprendo your anger. ]

But it is a name chosen for you by your mundane.

[assholekinesis]

An apparently lazy mundane that can't waste ten minutes to come up with something creative.

[virginloverobot]

I do not understand.

What makes it "uncreative"?

[ Genuinely confused tones here. ]

[assholekinesis]

[Aigis just stahp.]

It was the first thing to come to their head. Didn't think. Just typed. It's also embarrassing.

[virginloverobot]

[ YOU CAN'T DOMESTICATE ME. ]

It was the same for my mundane as well. Do you have a specific standard for what is creative and what is not? [ Being a.. robot and all. ]

[assholekinesis]

Being called an asshole isn't in the equation. I can tell you that.

[virginloverobot]

What is an "asshole"?

[assholekinesis]

[wat]

[virginloverobot]

[ expectant stare. ]

[assholekinesis]

[What is his life even.]

A more vulgar way of calling someone a jerk. How do you not know that?

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[virginloverobot]

Understood.

"Asshole" is another way to call someone a "jerk".

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[virginloverobot]

My apologies for an outdated vocabulary.

[assholekinesis]

…No, don't worry about it. I'm just in a bad mood.

[surgicalprodigy]

..so can you like..control people's butts or something?

[assholekinesis]

This is what I wanted to keep from happening.

No, my mun thinks I'm a jerk. I'm also a psychic.

[surgicalprodigy]

Cool! What am I thinking?

[protip: its butts.]

[assholekinesis]

Not that kind of psychic, smart guy. I can destroy things with my mind.

[surgicalprodigy]

Ooh..still cool, maybe even cooler.

[qaunak]

Oh, you poor thing. That's so tasteless... maybe your mun will change it later?

[assholekinesis]

They think it's hilarious.

[qaunak]

I don't. It's rather crass. But that, unfortunately, is not rare among muns.

Mine just went with my name. Was yours not available? It seems so much simpler that way.

[assholekinesis]

I doubt they even tried. Rikuo would have been fine. Himura. That's good, too. Heck, psychicerrandboy would have been preferable.

[He lets out a huff.]

They think they're being clever.

[qaunak]

psychicerrandboy still sounds a touch condescending. I'm sure there's much more to you than merely being psychic, as impressive as that is. That said, I'm sure they'll think of something actually clever eventually. Try to keep your head up.