Canon is It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[milksteak]

Don't look at me, bro. I didn't tell you to eat all of that cheese. I know that's kind of my deal but that was all you. I'll eat a block of cheese or two when I'm nervous, but you have no excuse.

You know how you looked at that brown cheese that smelled like onions and you were thinking to yourself... yeah, that looks like it'd taste really good and then it didn't. Who thinks that eating brown cheese that smells like onions is a good choice in life? I probably would have done the same thing to be honest. But I also eat cat food, so...

...It really did taste terrible, didn't it.

Comments

[partyforever]

Why would you eat cat food, Charlie.

Even I don't eat cat food. That's nasty.

[milksteak]

Uh maybe because it helps me sleep at night? Wait... why am I telling you this... get out of here, dude.

[partyforever]

Have you tried NyQuil? I hear NyQuil helps. And that's it not disgusting.

I'll see if I can get someone to bring it to the party.

[defies_reason]

You're a matched set of epicureans.

[milksteak]

Did you just call me a horse, bro? You're a horse.

[defies_reason]

No, I merely implied that you're an idiot. And I do appreciate the demonstration, really.

[milksteak]

You're welcom--I mean...

There's no need to get rude, man.

[defies_reason]

See, now that's unfortunate.