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[lacksboobs]

Hey, wait a minute! I have an important mission to complete, you know? You can't just drag me out of canon like this.

Anyway, what's a weakling like you doing, thinking you can control me? My arc isn't even finished yet! You'll mess me up for sure.

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[hissyfits]

Well if it isn't the lordling. Being unnecessarily difficult already? [ You're one to talk, Sphintus. ]

[lacksboobs]

[ UNAMUSED ]

Don't talk about things you don't understand, Sphindumb.

[hissyfits]

Tell your mun they don't have to worry about anything. It's hard to mess up your being a massive ass.

[lacksboobs]

[ le sigh ]

You always have to act like such a sourpuss, don't you?

[hissyfits]

I am not! [ He... just doesn't know how to be properly nice. Sob. ]

[lacksboobs]

[ He casually ignores the protest. ]

Since you're here, fancy fetching a drink for me?

[hissyfits]

Wow I don't remember volunteering to be your manservant.

But it's not like I have anything better to do...

[ Grumblegrumble as he heads off to... somewhere. D_M space is confusing. But despite all indications otherwise he'll be back. ]

[lacksboobs]

Ehehe. Guess you're not so lazy, after all!

[ Almost said "thank you" there. Almost. ]

[hissyfits]

[ Wow rude he barely made it but he still made first kodor you jerk. He's not complaining aloud this time though, just visibly huffing as he hands over a drink to his frenemy. ]

So lordling, your mun got plans for ya?

[lacksboobs]

[ Dude, Titus owned first kodor. He takes the drink, raises it to his lips as if he's going to sip it...

Aaand gulps the whole thing down in one go. ]

Mm, that was nice! [ He elbows Sphintus nonchalantly. ] I wouldn't mind at all if you did that more often~ ★

Ahh, about that. [ le sigh. ] Mun's trying to send me to two places at once. I don't know how that's going to work... is there even a spell for that?

[sixfaced]

My mun is the same way-- picking me up before my time began! It honestly makes me wonder how she's even functioning properly with that kind of intellect.

Totally reckless!

[lacksboobs]

[ grumpily ]

At least yours doesn't have to learn dozens of high level magic techniques.

Mine has to refer to a Wiki.

[sixfaced]

But, y'know, she has to learn seven other sets of personalities along with mine!

Hey, maybe when my mun is done helping me, I can totally help you and yours with the spell casting and stuff.

[ Totally taking enjoyment out of that grumpy expression. ]

[lacksboobs]

...

[ Have an eyetwitch. ]

It's not just "spell casting"; techniques like these can only be mastered by the elite, and even then, they require months of training.

[sixfaced]

....

[ Have an eyelash bat. ]

So, you're from Harry Potter then?

[lacksboobs]

[ doesn't get it ]

No, I'm a subordinate of the Laem empire.

[sixfaced]

[ Wow she met dense boys before but... ]

The Laem empire? I've never heard of it.

[lacksboobs]

If you've never had a real education, I guess that's understandable. [ This is Titus trying to make small talk. Those social skills, man. ]

[sixfaced]

I suppose, if you're from a lifetime before my own! You must be really, really old. [ This is Junko responding to that small talk. Which is, sadly, the same kind of small talk.

With a hint of condescending underneath. ]

[lacksboobs]

[ Deadpan. ]

I've not even twenty ye--

[ Aaaaand the penny drops. ]

Hey, don't insult me! I'll hurt you... even if you're a girl!

[sixfaced]

Huuuh? Hurt me? You act really cute when you're making threats you won't go through with!

Just leave the hurting to your big sister, okay?

[lacksboobs]

Geez, you're as bad as Aladdin!

[ No, Titus. Aladdin was definitely worse.

... BUT STILL. condescending brat kajdlgakdjfkghsh ]

Who the hell are you anyway?

[sixfaced]

Aladdin?

[ hahaha his face was really funny 8''') ]

Are you telling me that you're apart of some musical? -- Regrettably, my mun just informed me that you are, sadly, not apart of the wonder that was Prince Ali.

I am Junko Enoshima, Super High School Level Fashion Girl.

[lacksboobs]

[ done with her making fun of him hear that Junko he is DONE ]

... You're the one who sounds like she's come from a musical.

[ Not that he knows what a musical even is but lol what is the fourth wall ]

[sixfaced]

It seems you lack the proper knowledge to know as to what I am referring to. A shame, seeing as how you almost had some meager amount of potential to offer.

You know, this reminds me of a certain conversation my mun had with yours. Pertaining to a miss "Scheherazade".

[ And a brief, yet elongated pause. ]

How cruel of her.

[lacksboobs]

[ okay so he could potentially take that last remark in one of two ways

but since mun is laughing her ass off he'll go with being super annoyed rather than super emo ]

T-That's none of your business!

... It's none of anyone's business!

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[sixfaced]

[ glasses adjust. ]

Well, no offense to you but it seems like everyone and their mother seems to know about this business. If you wanted it confidential you could've kept-

2/2

[sixfaced]

-your FUCKIN' mouth shut!!!!

D'you know how annoying it is when people talk shit, and don't expect it to travel? Honestly.