Considering a game...

[ohhihumans]

Dear miss mun,

As much as I am really excited about getting out of the hotel and exploring I thought you said you were going to wait a week before attempting an app for me? It’s barely been four days. Not that I’m not interested in a haunted house, but it’s really not Haweewee. I was hoping for something a little more, ah… human populated.

I know, you said there were humans there, but I won’t know anyone there. Not even the monsters! And yes, I do know the point of exploring is to get out and meet new people. See new things. But…

This really wasn't what I had in mind.

Comments

[231_7]

...if you're not human, what are you?

[ohhihumans]

[Eyes you... carefully.]

A vampire. [is this a trick question?]

[231_7]

What's a vampire?

[ohhihumans]

[A blink. Huh...--and then she shows her the fangs, carefully, see?] Are you human? You don't know what a vampire is?

[231_7]

I'm kind of human. I'm also part magical something or other, but nobody's been able to figure out what because my mom died before she could tell me.

Your teeth are like Dr. Clef's. So are vampires just people with better teeth?

[wizardeyes]

Okay first explain what a human is and second what are you made of, licorice or something? The licorice queen?

[ohhihumans]

Human. You know... humans. They, ah, have wooden looking faces and moan and try to bite your toes if you get too close. They like fire too, I'm told. [OKAY so she has had ONE bad experience with "humans", okay?]

And I'm not made of licorice. Flesh and bone, I suppose, but not licorice.