Voice Testing; On his username

[ventriloquills]

Yes. Very clever.

I suppose the irony of voice testing when I lack a mouth is also why you have succumbed to a fit of laughter. You very well know I do not need lips to speak.

I recommend you calm yourself, my dear mun, before you strain something.

Comments

why do i play this character

[soleanna]

...

You--

because your spirit is BURNING. Heh. he--... no, it's cause you're cool

[ventriloquills]

[ Well, wasn't this just interesting! ]

Princess Elise. You sound surprised to see me. [ You've got something of his, girl. He wants it back, please. ]

fdkgdj seeing a mephiles around is way cooler

[soleanna]

[ She takes a step back, instinctively. ]

Of all the faces I've seen, yours was never one I expected again.

I love Elise so we're both cool. How's that

[ventriloquills]

[ He takes note of her concerned demeanor, which is to be expected, of course, but why express that? ]

And yet fate has rewarded us with another meeting. A kind gesture from destiny itself, I must say.

Excellent by me-!

[soleanna]

I am certain destiny would not go this far just to put us in arm's reach.

tmw you mixed up fate and destiny. brb crying

[ventriloquills]

Certain...

No matter the hand at play - destiny or even cosmic irony - here we are. Your certainty has done you no favors.

#reasons i shouldn't tag before bed

[soleanna]

I--... no matter what power is at play, you won't succeed in your plans again.

W e l p

[pikopikohammer]

...!!

[She stares. For a long time.

Hey, Mephy, not keen on her staring? Well too bad, you're getting more of it. Amy is tilting her head this way and that, looking behind him, and then looking on his throat again.

...

Oh, you wanted her to say something? Too bad.]

someone take the wheel I'm about to die

[ventriloquills]

[ Mephiles is pretty good at this game, too, Amy, but for the sake of all of us, he'll speak up first. ]

Unlike you, I can do this for an eternity, so if you wish to speak up, I suggest doing so.

S'okay broseph. We're all covered. My Dad owns a dealership, aight--/slapped

[pikopikohammer]

[She stops, and she plants her hands on her hips. She's eight, so she's *clearly* super-smart, and understands what he's really doing.]

'M just tryin' to find your speaker! That's why you can talk with no mouth, right? 'Cuz you're a hedgehog robot made to imitate my boyfriend?

partyin partyin YEAH

[ventriloquills]

{ . . .

Really. ]

I... [ He almost doesn't know how to respond to that. ] am not a robot. Nor do I have a "speaker", so you can stop searching for one.

They see us rollin--

[pikopikohammer]

[She blinks.]

Huh? Then how can you talk if you don't have a mouth?

[...aaaand crosses her arms, all cool like Sonic, y'know?!]

You sure you're not lyin' to me?

they haaattiinnnn

[ventriloquills]

[The last question... what sort of question was that? Honestly?

This simply confirms: Never have children. Just hundreds of crystallized clones. ]

Who better than myself to know the answer to that? Of course I'm not lying.

I suppose think of it this way: one can still have the means to communicate without possessing a mouth, much in the way time will pass even if you lack a watch. [ Yeah. Totally the same. ]

joining the party~

[doubletailpilot]

[Classic*Tails just looks at Mephiles funny. Because a hedgehog without a mouth is just plain weird, and yet...]

...Well, it's not very nice that they made fun of you like that.

[Have a curious headtilt.]

But without a mouth, how exactly do you eat, anyway?

[asdfa TAILS.]

HOT DAMN.

[ventriloquills]

Yes, my mun has a rather tasteless sense of humor at times.

[ Then he gets that question. And you people wonder why he wants to burn the planet. Aside from the fact he, you know, wants to be 100% again. ]

I do not subsist in the same manner as most living creatures. [ He feeds on tears. ] In other words, food is unnecessary for my survival.

THIS IS MY JAM

[doubletailpilot]

[But Mephy, you love us too much to burn us rite]

You don't eat food...?

Then what exactly are you? You're not one of Robotnik's 'bots, are you?

[contract_high]

They do get rather flustered when we speak without wasting energy flapping various lumps of flesh, don't they?

jesus cHRIST

[ventriloquills]

It is a general practice for these insects [ Hey. ] to fear what they do not understand. The possibility of speaking without a mouth is far beyond their comprehension, therefore they must rationalize it.

Or persecute it.

[contract_high]

"Telepathy". It makes them feel more intelligent if they believe they have special mental powers.

[ventriloquills]

Oh yes. That is precisely what every one of these fools need: a reason to inflate their egos more than they already are.

[contract_high]

One must be granted hope to properly cultivate despair.

doobeedoo~

[shadeofsolaris]

Hmm. How very interesting...

LMFAO GET OUT

[ventriloquills]

[ Well, here's something he wasn't entirely expecting.

Well, he's been around for awhile, being one-half of a time god, after all. This was bound to happen with jumping around so much.]

My sentiments exactly.

Though I suppose you would already know this.

YOU WANTED ME TO TAG HIM 8D

[shadeofsolaris]

*a low chuckle*

Indeed. Still, I have to admit, actually encountering the phenomenon is proving almost disorienting. It is a fascinating sensation.

Though I am also curious as to which end of the time line you come from, if you are incapable of creating a mouth for yourself?

I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D USE YOUR MEPHILES LMAO /THROW DOWN

[ventriloquills]

'Incapable'? You're of my design and yet you question my power?

It's not that I am incapable as much as I see no need. This form is temporary; a mouth would only be an unnecessary accessory.

feel free to imagine this is A) typed or B) via stickynote

[bearswitness]

They always think they're clever don't they. There's nothing more pathetic really.

Gonna go with tattoos on his biceps

[ventriloquills]

I would be inclined to agree were I not witnessing my mun's handiwork slowly corrupting into her very downfall. I may be able to rid myself of her if she cannot keep her hysteria in check.

the ever popular option C

[bearswitness]

Don't count on it.

What are you supposed to be.

He *really* enjoyed Memento, is all.

[ventriloquills]

[ Well doesn't he sound experienced? Hah hah.

Anyway, there's what he was - the skin suit he borrowed from the love of his life Shadow - and what he really was. Or at least half of that.

Considering he couldn't tell, he had to wonder... ]

Would you believe one-half of a glorious god?







If not: a hedgehog.

[bearswitness]

No not really.

Congratulations on being a hedgehog then.

[obfuskate]

You--

Who are you, and why do you look like me?

[ CREEP... ]

Never a serious action tag in this joint.

[ventriloquills]

[ How embarrassing. Wearing similar outfits to the same party. ]

Shadow the Hedgehog... [ He pauses for a moment. ] Yes... and no. You are not the one I've come to know, are you?

[ He's got this time thing down. HE KNOWS WHAT'S UP. Thanks, mun. ]

seriousness? that'd be crazy tho

[obfuskate]

I have no idea what you are, so it is safe to assume not.

[ This is terribly... suspicious. Suspicious and creepy. I THINK YOU'RE THE FAKE HEDGEHOG AROUND HERE ]

What are you?

[hedgehogengine]

Heheh! Now you know how I felt when you showed up, buddy!

[obfuskate]

Humph. There is a difference. You look similar to me. This one looks exactly like me.

This is crossing the line of being a 'faker' into being a complete doppelganger.

[ seriously sonic are you blind like g.u.n. the humans amy the rest of 'em ]

I AM SORRY

[speedsby]

[No mouth? Excuse him while he laughs]

Man oh man, does this mean you can't have a chili dog?

NO YOU'RE NOT.

[ventriloquills]

[ Oh. OH. ]

You...

[ Let's go to the first thread. He has someone he'd like you to meet. ]

Okay point. |D I'll sign this one's death warrant now >.>

[speedsby]

Yesss? What abou' this hedgehog?

[ooc; I'm up for thread jackings too, lol.]

[hedgehogengine]

Oh man, now Shadow is getting dudes copying him too? This is great.

Are you gonna steal a bunch of stuff and pin it on him? 'Cause that'd be priceless.