Homeless and very much looking.

[thneedy]

No. No, no, no. We had a plan, and that was that you were going to ignore wanting to send me somewhere. I don't care how long it's been! I don't want to go and get myself wrapped up in something horrible, and you know they're all horrible places!

Nooo, ma'am. I am staying right here!

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[notaglitch]

They're aaall horrible places? ...somehow I have a hard time believin' that. Maybe it's just the people there that make the place horrible.

Though I've noticed muns seem t'.....like to send us to horrible places. So I dunno! Maybe they are all horrible.

[Let's count how many times she said horrible in one breath shall we.]

[thneedy]

They are all horrible. Definitely.

[notaglitch]

Well fine then grumpy-pants, if that's how y'wanna be. But I'm warnin' ya, go in with an attitude like that and everyone's gonna pick you apart! Yer' gonna hafta stand up for yourself!

[thneedy]

First of all, I can so stand up for myself, and second... I am not having this argument with a little girl.

[notaglitch]

Who said we were arguing? Looks like you're the only one with the bad attitude around here sourpuss.

[thneedy]

I'm not saying that's not true-- I mean-- Ugh!

[notaglitch]

What? What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me being right. Why don't you try lightenin' up a little huh?

[thneedy]

You are really annoying, kid.

[notaglitch]

[She simply shrugs.]

And you're pretty pathetic, not gonna lie. I'm just tryin' to help you out- s'not my fault you can't handle the truth stilts!

Once you perk up a little after realizin' your mun is probably not gonna listen to you, then we'll see eye to eye.

I mean so far she doesn't seem to be listenin' to you at all in th'first place!

[thneedy]

Hey, I am working on--

I'm sorry, stilts?

[notaglitch]

Your legs!

[She giggles and points at them before looking up- waaay up.]

That's what I'm gonna call you from now on- considerin' you're so freakishly tall!

[thneedy]

Again. Rude!

[notaglitch]

Hey, would you rather me call you stink-brain? Well...somethin' similar anyway, since m'friend Ralph has already claimed that gem.

[findatree]

Hey, good luck convincing your mun.

[thneedy]

Well, there's a first time for everything, right?

[findatree]

I don't know, these mun people are a little crazy.

[thneedy]

Well, yeah, but... There's a way to get through to anyone.

[findatree]

Don't tell me you have a musical number for it.

[thneedy]

...Oh, that's not a bad idea.

[findatree]

[no wait that wasn't a suggestion] Are you going to make me listen to it, too?

[thneedy]

What do you mean, make?

[findatree]

You know, like I had to listen to those other musical numbers.

[thneedy]

Very good musical numbers.

[findatree]

Ehh, I guess they were okay.

[thneedy]

Man, then you guys in futureland must have awful taste.

[findatree]

Most of them do. Especially whoever thought up that disco tree.