Homeless. Poor little guy.

[princeofchaos]

Is this really a good idea? I mean, what if there are no games for OCs of my... nature? And why'd you have to give me this journal name? I was hoping to keep my dad's identity a secret for half a second, even if it's kind of obvious... maybe Aunt Twilight could've taught me some kind of illusion spell, but if I see her here she won't know me, so now what am I supposed to do?

I appreciate giving me more backbone than when you had me at LJ, but were the horns really necessary? I just want to look like anypony else. I don't want to look more like my father.

Comments

[surgicalprodigy]

On a scale from 1 to 10, how angry would you be if I tried to ride you?

[cruel_kindness]

What the buck, just how much will Old Man spawn?

...Does this mean you're my bucking brother?

[princeofchaos]

Um... [He starts to say Fluttershy, but looks at the cutie mark and off colors and pauses.] I think so, yeah. Um. Hi.

[princeofchaos]

Depends on if you asked and if you yanked on my hair or not.

[cruel_kindness]

[This pony's colors are dull and not very vibrant, Her eyes are dragon-like, she has scars all over her body, and her cutie mark isn't three butterflies. It's two hooves, as if one is helping another off the ground.

Fluttercruel sizes this chaos-spawn up.]

...Well, you certainly look like him. But it's a good thing you're way more useful than a backscratcher. You can call me Cruelly.

[She extends a hoof to shake.]

[princeofchaos]

I'm Iris. Nice to meet you, sis. [He shakes her hoof, thinking but very definitely not saying how weird this was. Another thought occurred to him, which he did voice:] So are you my older sister or my little sister, then?

[cruel_kindness]

Were you born before or after Old Man was Harmony'd to stone by 'Shy and the others?

[princeofchaos]

Before. What about you, Cruelly?

[cruel_kindness]

I was born before; in a hedgemaze. The first words of mine were "Time to be Cruel."

[She smirks after that.]

It turned out I have The Element of Kindness. ...Flying feather, what's the first thing you remember?

[princeofchaos]

Um... I remember a blanket, and a nurse, and someone telling Mom that even though they weren't sure how it happened, nothing was wrong with me. And then she left to go raise the sun and Aunt Luna got me a bottle of milk.

[surgicalprodigy]

Well, can I? I promise I won't yank on your hair!

1/2

[cruel_kindness]

...

Buck it. You're now my older brother. Welcome to the family. Say Hi to 'Shy.

2/2

[shy_kindness]

[Fluttercruel turns into Fluttershy.

She blinks a couple times.

...

She tries hiding behind her mane.]

[princeofchaos]

Hi Fluttershy. Um, I'm Iris... it's nice to meet you...

...I can't think of anything witty or funny to say here. Sorry.

[princeofchaos]

We can try. I've never given anyone a ride before, though... I'm not sure if I'll be able to go very fast or very far with you. I'm sorry. My Aunt Rainbow would be a better pony to ask for that kinda thing...

[shy_kindness]

Um... It's... nice to meet you, too.

That's okay... um, I'm not very funny either.

[princeofchaos]

Pinkie Pie told me I'd have better luck meeting new ponies if I told jokes, but I can never think of any.

So... if Cruelly is like my sister, then are you kinda-sorta related to me, too?

[shy_kindness]

Oh! Pinkie Diane has a way of cheering everypony up!

Um... [mumble mumble] maybe... aunt...? ...Fluttercruel hasn't had any siblings before...

im sorry alan is stupid as hell

[surgicalprodigy]

[SCORE! Alan literally makes a dive for the pony and tries to sit on his back, all the while screaming:]

TONIGHT, MY POWERFUL WINGED STEED, WE PILLAGE IN THE NAME OF LOVE!

[princeofchaos]

Pinkie's great. When I was over at LiveJournal before I was here, she was one of the few ponies that was nice to me no matter what. She doesn't care that Discord's my dad at all!

Well, you're older than me and Cruelly, so you could either be an aunt or a big sister. Either way, I was kind of... um, see, I wanted to see if you could help me get a pet... but one that'll be happy staying indoors most of the time with me. Any ideas?

I'm laughing so much right now.

[princeofchaos]

...what does pillage mean? [He's just confused more than anything.] I'm not going to do anything mean! Everypony hates me already without that!

[shy_kindness]

[Fluttercruel mentally smirks. Oy, you had to say that, didn't you?

Fluttershy's wings snap open and instantly she's not a spineless coward anymore.]

Oh, that's so very wonderful! I have so many pets for you to choose from!

[She picks up Iris by his front hooves and begins flying over to her house, gushing about how cute her animal friends are.]

i aim to please

[surgicalprodigy]

Uh..sorry, I've always wanted to ride a horse and thought that was a pretty epic thing to say on one.

Pillaging is like looting, but really, I was just trying to be in the moment. No pillaging.

[This is pretty cool, he's sitting on a winged pony!]

[princeofchaos]

O-oh. Okay. Awesome! Pinkie said you could help. [A pet = a friend who won't judge him for being a magically inept halfbreed.] Just one, though. I've never had a pet before, so I can't take them all home. [His mother would not be amused.]

[shy_kindness]

[Nope. Fluttershy can't really hear you right now. Too busy with keywords related. They'll be at Fluttershy's house soon.]