OC voicetesting; likely heading for distantskies

[kuddelmuddel]

Interesting place you're thinking of sending me to, really. It'll be nice meeting some of those angels, they seem to be quite like my kind, no?

Well, sure, they have the whole 'make mortals believe in this or that silly law and then have them slaughter each other over minor differences in interpretations' shtick going, but overall that's not too different. Could be a fun little scam to run for a while, come to think of it.

I'll have to get one of those animal companions quickly, though, can't have it too obvious that I'm no good. A bird of paradise should do fine. As long as I remember to keep it down to one head, that is. A two-headed bird wouldn't be inconspicuous, no?

Oh, and finally, make sure to stock up on those Escher pictures, dear mun. We might need them.

Comments

[frenchfortwelve]

Sorry, we have what?

[kuddelmuddel]

Oh, was I mistaken? I thought the way your kind handled this was by giving the humans various silly ideas about holyness, heaven, and proper behavior, and then watch them inevitably bash their heads in over it.

[frenchfortwelve]

You're making the bold assumption that we actually care what the little mud monkeys get themselves into.

[kuddelmuddel]

Oh, you might not. What about your superiors, though? Are you sure they don't care? That it's really not all about the decision of these little mud monkeys, as you so fittingly call them?

[frenchfortwelve]

Their opinions are much lower than mine.

[kuddelmuddel]

Why deal with them at all, then? There's a whole lot of slightly squished rocky balls spinning through the void. Most of them with the unfortunate disadvantage of lacking funny little mud monkeys.

[frenchfortwelve]

Father's favorite.

Thanks for tagging an odd OC, by the way!

[kuddelmuddel]

So it is about the mud monkeys, after all, isn't it?

Not a problem!

[frenchfortwelve]

For Him. Doesn't mean I share the same interest.

<3

[kuddelmuddel]

Must be pretty bad to know that good ol' dad's all about them, though. No choice but to go along with his wishes, no?

[frenchfortwelve]

Contrary to what you might believe, there's still a choice. It's just not wise to make it.

[kuddelmuddel]

Ah, the old 'You have a choice, but we'll punish you in a very punitive way' non-choice. That one's a classic.

[frenchfortwelve]

One of dear old Dad's favorites.

[kuddelmuddel]

Can't blame him, it's a good tool to keep subordinates in line, making them only grumble among themselves, always remembering their place.

[frenchfortwelve]

You seem to have it all figured out. Good for you.

[kuddelmuddel]

I'm just used to it.