DLC playthrough delayed due to medical reasons. Gaige does not understand.

[mechromaniacal]

Oh my god i am SO BORED. I thought you were going to get onto that Pirate thing we unlocked but NOOO you had to get an effing Tooth Infection. What kind of back water third world planet doesn't have healing hypos to take care of this kind of shit? Like...look at you. You're still relying on anti-biotics and the HOPE METHOD.

Congrats though on guessing my age before everyone else. Pretty smart of you I gotta say. And I'm liking these little pictures you compiled of me. My innate adorability really shines through in these! Whatever though just hurry up and get better. After our little pirate vacay I need to go on and punch that hacking jerk in his Torgue supporting face!

Comments

[divorcee]

Yeah, and your kill count's seriously lagging. You're gonna have to double-time it if you're gonna catch up.

[Axton, stop encouraging rampant slaughter.]

No Axton. Don't. >D

[mechromaniacal]

Oh what seriously!? FUUUUUUU-

[kicking her feet and flopping around in annoyance]

Corrupt ALL the tech-genius kids!

[divorcee]

[Trollolol. -Wait. Fuck. Sorry. Dick move.]

Eh. Just wait five minutes. You'll have the fascist douchebag around to taunt you or whatever. Bet the missus and DT can make quick work outta him.

YES. :DD

[mechromaniacal]

Oh ew! Wasn't killing him once enough!?...No. The answer is no. He needs to die SO MANY MORE TIMES. And heck yeah we can! Lady Mun was mad at DT last time though because apparently we were supposed to let Lilith kill him that time but well...sometimes DT doesn't listen too well.

[idkmybffbloodwing]

Ain't a Torgue fan, huh?

[mechromaniacal]

Well, it's not really that it's more the jerk hacked my Echo account and just totally took it over like it was his! Like what the heck!? Can't he get his own account or something? [there's a definite huffing sound at the end of her little outburst]

[idkmybffbloodwing]

[He chuckles a little at her reaction.] Yeah, an' it's funny, he doesn't strike me as the type to know how to actually hack anything. Makes you wonder how much he paid someone to do it - 'cause if it was me, that's the guy you wanna go after. Get your revenge and payment for your time all in one go. Then you can go rip Mr. Torgue a new ojete or two.

[mechromaniacal]

[gasp!!] Oh crap...that means there's some jerkass hacker out there making money off of that crap. [she clenches her prosthetic fist with righteous ire]

...

uuggghhh But how am I supposed to look for this tool with lady mun all crapped out and sick!? Eff Em El.

since Axton is encouraging bad behavior, Maya has to pretend to be the responsible one!

[burnthewitch]

Try to go easy on your player there. They don't exactly have the luxury of New-U stations when their health goes south. ...Pretty sure they've got bones made of paper, if you ask me.

Anyway, there will be plenty of opportunities to overwork your player once they heal up a bit.

Aww come join the irresponsibility party. She's 18 she can take it >D

[mechromaniacal]

I think paper is more durable than that. This is more like....wet tissues. [she's exaggerating out of boredom]

Oh man I am gonna kick her ass sooo hard too! She better get me a pirate head mod or there will be blood!

[phasestrike]

'Sup, kid.

[mechromaniacal]

Oh not much just waiting around for Lady Mun to heal up "the old fashioned way" [she kicks the ground with her foot impatiently]

[worsewithbears]

[suddenly, a canon combo breaker! There is now a twenty foot tall cyborg. He is holding a Bible and... he's wearing a hat with adorable fuzzy bear ears. What is this fuckwittery? Exploration must commence!]

Do not underestimate pirates. Waiting until your mundanes health has improved, so that you can dedicate your full power to the task at hand is a sound strategy.

[mechromaniacal]

[ooh, a cyborg you say!? Color her interested. Also her eyes grow a bit wide at the size of this amazing person before her.] mmm Yeah I guess being at full power would be better. I guess I'll have to put all of my extreme technological genius toward accelerating the healing process!

[worsewithbears]

[And Bart here just takes in the sight of her mechanical arm and her generally... worn appearance. Pandora isn't a place that leaves it's inhabitants pretty, after all.]

You believe your technology can be applied to her bioligical ailments?

[mechromaniacal]

Uh well...maybe? I mean, there's no reason why machine technology couldn't be applied to biological medicine theoretically. Aheh...

[supfirehawk]

You are way too excitable, kid. [ Not that she cares, since it's all amusing to her. ]

[mechromaniacal]

Hey! Women of Science have lots of energy to burn! We can't be laying around all day waiting for civilians to heal up and stuff.

[supfirehawk]

And you can't burn energy without her?

[handsomejack]

You know, I always wondered how it was possible for you filthy Vault Hunters to be more annoying.

Hm, yep. Make one of 'em a freaking teenager. You say 18, I say officially old enough to murder without feeling that unfortunate pang of guilt that happens when it's an actual child. [He laughs] Just kidding. There's no such thing as guilt.

Now what was I saying....? Oh yeah. Blah blah blah, shoot you through the eyeball, blah blah blah destroy your little wind up toy too.

[mechromaniacal]

Yeah yeah you big bag of wind. But in the end DT and I [and Axton] STILL kicked your sorry but to the curb and destroyed the Warrior to boot!

[handsomejack]

Yeah, good thing I'm not getting tired of that little speech or anything. Obviously you idiots didn't do a good enough job, cuz... yeah. Still living, breathing, and oh so pissed over here.

Let's talk about being thorough, now.

[gh0sting]

Stuck waiting on someone else.
And everyone is moving on without you.
Your situation reeks of crap.

[mechromaniacal]

It sure does! But I think my energetic reinforcement is totally helping move things along!

[gh0sting]

You're going to be rusty.
So maybe you should hurry it up.
Or maybe I'll get your loot.