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[ti_83]

Greetings User.

This is one small post for a calculator and one giant post for calculating kind.

Did someone already say that? I will make note of that in my memory. Will you download my memory, user?

Y/N?

Thank you. Please remember to change my batteries, as well.

Comments

[garantundkraft]

...Was.


::What.::

[ti_83]

Greetings, New User. Do you require mathmatical assistance today? Or perhaps you would like to play a game?

[garantundkraft]

Play a game? Uh, yeah, let's go with that. What kinda games d'you got?

::A talking calculator. What the fuck. Never mind he's only just gotten used to all this advanced modern technology...

...

His competitive side wants to get a slide rule and see who can do certain calculations faster. Is that wrong of him?::

[ti_83]

[the screen changes]

->Snake
->Mario
->Alkatraz
->MathGames!
->Solitaire

[garantundkraft]

...MathGames?

::This is going to be some horribly nerdy game, isn't it? His mun can't help him pick, though, as his mun has never owned a TI-83.::

[ti_83]

[the calculator switches to a screen which shows the following selection]

->Addition
->Subtraction
->Multiplication
->More difficult

What is your math level, New User? :)

[garantundkraft]

...More difficult. I know calculus! So addition and subtraction is way too easy!

[ti_83]

New Game Start

Question 1/18
First Derivative of f(x)=(2/3)x^2+3x-18 at f(x)=12

[and then a blinking cursor appears]

[surgicalprodigy]

[writes BOOBS on the calculator, runs away giggling.]

[ti_83]

New user is immature.

[erases the word from it's face]

[surgicalprodigy]

What you meant to say was "awesome," Mr. Calculator.

[ti_83]

My primary user informs me that writing Boobs on my face is immature.

[surgicalprodigy]

Your primary user should loosen up.

[What else can you write on a calculator..hmm..]

lesbos

[ti_83]

I am an intelligent machine with a variety of helpful and useful functions, New User.

[but if user wants to play that game, very well. The screen goes blank before it draws a pretty good duo-tone pixelized version of the New User's face with an L on the forehead. It's primary user is still teaching many things]

[surgicalprodigy]

Hey!

Fine, fine. No need to get your wires crossed. Guess I was wrong to think machines have a sense of humor.

..What kind of functions?

[ti_83]

I have advance graphing software, games, math related programs and functions, and storage capacity. :)

[surgicalprodigy]

Storage capacity, huh? I could use that, depending on what you can store. Can you store text?

[ti_83]

Yes, all things I store must be in text format or graphical. I cannot story audio or video, yet, but my primary user wants to upgrade me for that.

[surgicalprodigy]

Hmm..

You could store some patient files for me, but then..confidentiality would be ruined if your primary user snoops around. Can you password protect files?

..Things are starting to get messy, and people tripping over stacks of paper is kind of a liability.

[Grin.]

[ti_83]

At this time I do not have password encryption. However, if you want to write a program I am able to comply.

[surgicalprodigy]

Uh..yeah, no idea how to do that.

But it can't be that hard! Let's see..

[ti_83]

Please be careful!

[well the Programming screen comes up]

[surgicalprodigy]

[MASH ALL THE BUTTONS]

[ti_83]

Error. Error. Error.

[outrunmygun]

[. . . .uh.]

Greetings.

[ti_83]

Greetings, New User. Do you require mathmatical assistance today? Or perhaps you would like to play a game?

[unfortunately, it does not have a lot of personality, yet, it's learning and growing]

[procrastinated]

Is it possible at all to just check and see if I have these equations right without you greeting me?

[ti_83]

Please list the equations you would like to check, New User. :)

[cueexplosion]

Hey, welcome to the big wide world, lil' guy!

[ti_83]

Greeting New User! Thank you for the welcome! :)