on getting a canonmate and game shenanigans (canon: Gravitation)

[bitterblond]

You've been playing me for almost two years and you lose your confidence at the drop of a hat? So to speak. Christ, don't re-read the series again. Why can't you just be excited to play with your friend's version of him? You liked him from the sounds of it, didn't you?

... It's not cheating. It's him, just not...him-him. That... You're going to bring that up there, aren't you? Dammit, as if it wasn't shitty enough there! Why'd you let those punks stick all of those fucking condoms on my door, anyway? If you wanted me to make friends, that wasn't the way do to it. And don't get mad at me for it, either. You're the one who picked an unlikable muse. It's not my fault you were spoiled with people who put up with me for so long.

... Shut up. You're the one that misses them, not me.

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[perkypinky]

[PREPARE YOURSELF.]

Yuuuuuukiiiiiii~ [Arm attachment is go!]

Don't let that frown turn you upside-down! Or something. Just be happy we get to be together!

funny how I don't feel very safe, knowing it's only a matter of tiiime

[bitterblond]

[NEVER.]

[Resigning self to fate is a-go.]

Does that mean you're not going to accuse me of cheating on you with another version of you?

Like now? 1/3

[perkypinky]

Cheating... [Processing...]

[perkypinky]

[Remember those dial-up aol sounds? They might be coming from his head.]

Done!

[perkypinky]

If... you cheated on me with another... me is it really cheating?

[WOULDN'T SHUICHI BE THE CHEATEE ANYWAY? D: the other one came first? dfsjkhjh]

AHHHH whew now that that's over I can rest easy

[bitterblond]

[Raises an eyebrow at those sounds. What a freak of nature. At least that much was the same across the board.]

I don't know. I thought you would, for some retarded reason.

[a.k.a. if he got yelled at, it was cheating. If not, then it wasn't! ...yeah, actually. OOPS. THIS IS TOO CONFUSING.]

[perkypinky]

[|D Yup. This is the kid you picked that will love you forever. Right here. Booyah.]

I can't be too mad that you picked me over me! [Which me, no one will eeeever knoooow.] It's... still... me? I don't get this whole mun/muse thing anyway.

[/snrk, oh lord, who even knows anymore.]

[bitterblond]

[Eiri did not pick him, he picked Eiri. Not that it matters at this point.]

For once we're on the same page. [He doesn't get it either. Although unlike Shuichi, it bothers him a lot. And it bothers him that it doesn't bother Shuichi and that is too much bothering. Time for a smoke.]

[Who even knew to begin with, is the...thing to ponder. Or not. Brain already hurts enough.]