adfsdj ink_city?!

[yayntz_rayr_zhoh]

[Oh look, it's this guy again.]

You should have no hesitations of sending me anywhere, mundane. Competition only makes the spark stronger, and what better way to prove me as superior than to pit me against any... imitators you may encounter? And of course I realize Megatron will be there. Good. I can settle the score.

[Despite how confident he may sound, there's an underlying anxiety. He hasn't forgotten who shot him. Multiple times.]

Oh... And to the fact that Optimus Prime will be there, too...? Heh. I believe your phrase "killing two birds with one stone" is sufficient.

Comments

[igotwhatyouneed]

[He can't believe he's saying this but...]

Two for one deals aren't always as good as they seem.

[yayntz_rayr_zhoh]

Perhaps.

But fate is tempting me with quite the opportunity.

[igotwhatyouneed]

Fate is a really good salesmech, I'll say that for her. It ain't easy to keep selling the same broken thing to chumps like you over and over again.

[yayntz_rayr_zhoh]

...You would do well to watch what you call me, Swindle. I've not been in a very forgiving mood as of late.

[igotwhatyouneed]

My apologies. Incidentally, I have some mood relaxers if you're interested?

[yayntz_rayr_zhoh]

...I think not. I'll be just fine.

[Aaaaaaand being nosy in three, two... one.]

Have they even been tested?

[igotwhatyouneed]

Of course they've been tested! Do you think I would actually attempt to sell an untested product? Give me a little credit~

[Nevermind what they were tested on where not Cybertronians.]

[yayntz_rayr_zhoh]

[How reassuring.]

I wouldn't put it past you to try and sell sell someone's very own spark if it could turn a profit, Swindle.