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[You know who's never too busy for you, Harry? Besides Jesus, of course.]

Too busy for you?

[Thank God for you. Leather glove hugtime, y/y?]

I suppose. You, too, I guess? I mean, I think we were right in the middle of something last time we talked.

[Wait.

No.

Wow, wait, no, that came out ALL WRONG.]

So, yeah. Muns. Being busy these days. Wicked, huh. [What, that shrug is so not self-conscious.] Forgetting all about us throwing chairs and stuff.

[Any kind of hug is better than a desk to the face, so y]

It's easier for them to forget about the chairs, not getting hit in the head with them.

Yeah, wicked.

[Only that sounds terrible coming out of Peter's mouth.]

I guess.

[Okay, he's really trying not to cringe here but really, Pete, you and words, sometimes it's just not the best match.]

So, uh, how have you been? [You know, since that last time where you were provoking the shit out of him.]

[Look, Harry was cool, and Peter wasn't. So if Harry said something, it was cool, right? Just because Peter trying to be cool is the height of terrible doesn't mean he should give up!

Right? VALIDATE HIM, HARRY!]

I've been...on the back burner, to be honest. Kind of forgotten about, really. Which is for the best, considering all those...new mes, I guess.

[Come on, he hangs out with you ~~and occasionally tries to stab you in the face~~ ISN'T THAT ENOUGH.]

What's wrong, missing the parades? They sold cotton candy on the last one. I think they called it the 'Webster'. Man, that was good stuff, haven't seen those in ages. [Is that an open wound, Peter, OH HEY WHERE DID THAT SALT COME FROM.]

[NO IT'S NOT

And Peter is a good guy!!!! He won't rise to this douchebaggery and be a dick!!!! But ouch, God, is he allergic to salt? Ow, right in the feeling parts, oh no, this hurts...and not in the good way.]

Was it at the same one where this happened? Because I wouldn't trust it if it was. That one seemed kind of suspicious.

... You really should stop googling yourself all the time.

[Wow, talk about CANNOT BE UNSEEN. Why would you even. He doesn't even wanna know the autocompletion of that.]

I don't Google myself all the time, Harry. That was just...all over one of the places the mun frequents. That and, you know, with me—people kind of shoot these things at her no matter what the story behind it is.

[Shoot.

Heh.]

I still think you google yourself at least once a week.

Not all of us can afford Internet access where we live, you know.

[Or even places to live without the fear of being evicted.

How's the weather in Richie Richland, bro?]

No, I know, I know. Then it would be once a day.

[Do you want to come over.

And play on his computer.

It has Win2k you know.]

Are you implying that I go to the public library on some sort of routine in order to look up Spider-Man? Really?

[What about the Kung Fu Panda WoW game, do you have that? Because being Spider-Man isn't fulfilling enough; he needs to pretend to be a half elven ranger with a panda buddy in order to be totally satisfied with his life.]

...it's more like twice a month.

[And now he grins because he totally called it. Hey, at least this is civil, right? Chill, almost!]

You know, every other person in the world would probably try to get that picture deleted, not forward it.

[What, in Harry's mind you can just totally delete things from the internet okay.]

[Did he call it, or is Peter playing along? Without truth serum, he may never know!

How's them serums coming anyway?]

I'm sure that's not the only picture of it, Harry. It's kind of something I'd imagine lots of pictures to be taken of, ha-ha-ha Spider-Man float in Uncle Sam's butt!

Some people have the worst sense of humor, seriously.

[Oh, you know. Insanity comes in waves. Like 70s fashion and Eurodance.

How's the black suit?]

Yeah, seriously. ... Did you take one, too?

[It's slimming, thanks.]

No, I didn't take one. Not exactly a moment I want to be cherished in a print-out on the mantle, thanks.

Go figure.

[What's happening to his face, is that a smile? Like, an actual real one?

Maybe.]

I guess the backburner situation doesn't really help with the whole public image thing.

[YES A SMILE GOOD YES GOOD GOOD PETER'S GOODNESS IS INFECTING HIM YESSSSS]

What, around here? No, it's great! There's...they got the other guy for all that sort of thing. You know. The, uh. New...me.

[CAREFUL NOW

DON'T RUIN IT]

Taking a break then? There's worse things, I guess.

Who knows, they might call you vintage one day.

[HE WON'T BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM]

Well, considering it was, what? Like less than ten years or something before they rebooted? I think vintage has a different meaning these days, so I might already be just that.

We. You know, our...me and you and Mary Jane and everybody else.

Stop with the pity fiesta already. I swear, I think the only reason you and Pete are friends is because you both spend half the time feeling sorry for yourself.

I'm not having a fiesta. I said it's fine.

I can literally see the passive-aggressiveness coming off you in waves.

[And now it's radiating. It's his special power, shh.]

Good for you. Who are you anyway?

Marandi. I'm an old friend of Peter's. He helped make sure I wouldn't be stuck as a twelve-year-old for the rest of eternity.

That sure was nice of him.

[Measuring her for a moment.]

Eternity hasn't quite started yet, has it?

Nice doesn't really begin to cover it.

No, but I was magically preserved mentally and physically as a preteen for two centuries. It started to seem like a valid concern.

Woah.

I think this is the first time I seen someone not yelling at their mun for something. Do you get an award for that or something?

It's more like I don't expect them to listen anyway.

No award so far. Maybe I'm doing it wrong?

They might. It's rare but sometimes something gets though.

And Osborn do something wrong? I'm shocked.

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[A frown. Y u bring up his legacy, Bobby.]

That's... not it. I'm just not interested. There's no gain in playing diplomat here, so it's a waste of my time.

[Which probably means he tried and failed.]

[ It's a little hard not to notice it. Even at the Mansion people were talking about him.]

Oh. I guess that's fair. Why fight when you can fold? At least for the moment.

{ And hey, no judgement dude. He doesn't exactly have the greatest parents either.]

I don't even have to fold. It's not like I get the chance to actually do anything around here.

[Mopey mopey. He decides it's time for a subject change.]

So, what's your strategy then? Among the screamers?

I learned a while ago there's not much point. Besides, it's not all bad. He treats me pretty good.

[ Though he's woken up in a a old rivals bed more then he'd ever thought he would.]

Why scream, at least I'm not on a prison ship or something.

Yeah, I heard about those...

[He shudders involuntarily. He really can do without places like that.]

They sound awful. Seems like you don't have it too bad, though. Hanging out in those... meme things then?

Mine was considering for a while.

[ He's not exactly a big fan of the idea either.]

Yeah, that's pretty much where I'm hanging out. Bouncing from meme to meme. It's...been interesting at least.

Same here. I'd prefer some sort of canon point orientation at some point, though.

This whole jumping around thing is getting confusing.

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Obscure formerly immortal Marvel character who knew Peter when he was a kid.

ohai o/

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