dear_mun | @ gargleblasted & holly heights; but more towards GB

Whaddya mean it's about time I got put in the "dog house"? -- I didn't do a darn thing. It's not my fault the numb skull took it that far. I was just making conversation, that's it. 'Sides, this was bound to happen sooner or later, anyway. Do you have any idea how many gods, kings, and queens we have on board? If not Edmund, it would have been someone else. The whole thing was completely unavoidable. So, I don't get how you came to the conclusion it's all my doing and I was the one that riled him up.

In fact, he was pretty riled up from the start. So don't pin this one on me and say this is "strike two". Speaking of, why is this strike two? -- What was the first one? Don't tell me you're talking about when I went out on my own to investigate a crime scene. I'm a Meister, in case you've forgotten. It's part of my job to gather information if there's a crime and to get to the bottom of it. Sheesh... you're becoming a pain and you're the one that's supposed to be backing me up here!

Oh and by the way, I'd appreciate it if you don't enable papa to either of these places. He's seriously the last thing I need right now.