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Antisocial mun taking up an antisocial character and trying to force them both into interacting with other muns and/or characters.

Hey, you know what's a great idea? Because it's not that.

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Not like it stops THESE assholes from trying.

I'm past the point in my life when I expected anyone to have common sense.

Though it is worth mentioning that most muns seem to be particularly anti-social. Something about finding refuge on the internet? I'm not sure, though it's an interesting phenomena. And, of course, they never seem to realize that by connecting with other muns, they are, in fact, being social. In a way.

Oh dear, I'm rambling. Forgive me.

It all tends to make for a weird eye-opening, soul crushing, and yet completely ridiculous revelation once you learn you're just a character written by some asshole who thinks:
"Hey, you know what would be cool? Creating this guy with a crappy childhood and forcing him to review old, crappy movies."

Bad enough in itself, but then I get some peace at last, only for one of my "fans" to say:
"You know, I don't the Critic has suffered enough. Let's pull out of the Plothole and every moment of his life and throw him at MORE bullshit to traumatize him."

Just. LET IT. FUCKING. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD
(cue Critic's "Just Explain!" clip)
[ooc: for better reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx-97uRkzRg ]

Well, what would you do otherwise? Sit around in empty dark headspace, doing nothing?

How meta.

But, sure. Go ahead. Tell me all about suffering for the benefit of a YouTube audience. I'm fascinated.

I guess that makes them pretty stupid, then.

Yes.

I suppose if that's what you prefer, that's fine. But muns aren't usually in the mood to do what makes us smile. Though I suppose, dragging us into all sorts of things makes them smile, so I can live with that.

Okay, Pollyanna.

[He laughs at that.] Haven't heard that one before. You know, it might not be so bad, if they're only taking you here and into memes and not a game. Games can be quite harrowing! Maybe you'll get off easy.

She's attempting to put me in a game. I'm hoping the novel-length application she wrote will be rejected.

But I'd call it more annoying than harrowing.

I wouldn't call them stupid, per say. It makes them rather delusional, perhaps. Un-self-actualized.

I bet you won't be that lucky. But make the best of it, okay? I'm sure wherever it is, is nicer than the ones I'm in, so remember - it could be worse.

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