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Don't you dare make a comment about the gel in my hair. It's merely a Warbler thing. Yes, I'm glad you're feeling self-satisfied about your little theory. Being nice isn't as cracked up as I was lead to believe but all the same, I suppose it had to happen. And no, I wasn't making eyes at Hunter, he wasn't joking with that comment you know. I'm sure his little evil cat would swipe at my ankles if I even tried.

I'm happy to be back as well, before you ask. Perhaps leadership just wasn't for me. Hunter seems a normal fit, don't you think? No rock sat slushies, he has his own tactics. They should prove a little interesting.

And no, I'm not going to make a comment about Blaine.

Well, his ass looks just as good as ever. Some things never change..

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It's hard to imagine you being nice. Or that you'd be okay with someone else leading the Warblers.

And yet my assault ratio is down this year. And Hunter's not that bad. Well, he is. But being knocked from my spot isn't as bad as I thought. Let someone else take charge for a change.

You're handling this pretty well. I guess you have grown.

Try not to sound so very shocked Hummel.

After last year, can you blame me for being a little surprised?

I wasn't...my best. I know that. Thus, this whole new leaf thing, if you see David. Tell him thank you.

Been quite the year for you, I heard about you and "Blaine Warbler".

I haven't seen David in a while, but I will if I do.

There is no me and 'Blaine Warbler'. That's over.

That's a shame.

That's sort of what I meant but it's nice to know your so firm in your action.

I'm always firm in my action. So who told you?

So I've noticed. Does it really matter? We heard it happened.

It matters if he's whining about me to everyone.

Well, he barely mentioned you when I saw him. Then Hunter had his attention. So who knows? A few contacts with have at your school told us about the break up.

But I'm not sure he's whining.

I wish he wouldn't mention me at all.

From what I've been hearing, he's been doing a lot of whining lately.

Well he was all... [ He shrugged as he arched an eyebrow. ] head over heels in Disney sing along love with you.

So, maybe a little whining is to be expected?

[He makes a face.] He clearly wasn't that in love with me.

It's his own fault we're not together anymore. He's not a victim. This isn't poor Blaine who got dumped for no reason. He's not the one who should be whining.

Do I want to know?

All right, all right. I get it, really Kurt. He's not the victim. And he let your fantastic good looks and amazing ass get away. It's ugly all over.

...Probably not. It's kind of a mess.

Well, it's his loss. I'm not entirely sure if you're being sarcastic about my looks and my ass though.

Sounds like it. Though, the sort of mess Hunter likes.

I'm gay and I have eyes Kurt. Of course you're stunning and have a fantastic ass. There are properly glee club fans sites just about your ass.

Oh god, is this Hunter guy the new you? Is he going to try to date Blaine now too?

Thank you, I guess. I didn't realize you noticed my ass.

Actually he's straight. Not even a little curious. Learned that lesson rather quickly.

Please, I notice everyone's ass.

Did he shoot you down when you hit on him?

Do you think everyone you see has a nice ass?

Painfully. I did get to see him shirtless though. That was fun.

Hardly, I have standards. Even if you don't think I do.

You seem to get shot down a lot.

Well, at long as my butt isn't grouped in with a million random others...

Maybe but you wouldn't really like to hear about me getting lucky, would you?

Oh no Kurt, you're in a higher category all on your own.

I'm actually pretty indifferent about whether you get 'lucky' or not. It doesn't affect me one way or the other.

Am I? I don't know whether to feel flattered or not.

I figured. If it helps, you'd properly hate Hunter more then me.

You should feel flattered. It's a very exclusive list.

Really? Is he that bad?

The list also includes Blaine and probably Hunter, so it can't be that exclusive.

Well, he's not assault bad. At least I don't think he is.

Well, Blaine does have a very nice ass. And I'll let you judge Hunter if you ever meet him. But he's straight, so he's not really in the same list.

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But you don't think I'd like him?

Wait, is Blaine the only one in the same list as me?

I share a dorm with him. He's from a military school. Even his socks a rolled up perfectly.

Oh please hardly. Jesse Saint James is in the same list.

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