On 4th wall this weekend at route_29

[kingbowser]

Muahahahaha... Yes. This completely makes up for getting stuck in that wimpy human body! A whole weekend of mayhem with my Koopa Troop is sure to get it through those idiots' thick skulls that I'm a force to be reckoned with! I'll give those Rockets and that Cobra punk a real taste of villainy!

In fact, go ahead. See if you can find a Mario for all I care! I'll be invincible, just like before. What's he gonna do? Poke me 'til I cry uncle? Because that's not gonna happen!

[He grins.]

Still, I could use some entertainment. Those hero types in Johto are second-rate knockoffs as far as I'm concerned! Knockoffs with stupid, spiky hairstyles and chicken suits. Even Luigi's more threatening than them!

Now then, why don't you go do something productive with your time and play that Inside Story game? It's got my name in the title. Do you really need more incentive?

Comments

[rrbando_rambo]

That's teachin' em, King Koopa sir!

Sure he could poke you until you cry uncle, but have you ever endured a tickle fight while trying to argue with a chipmunk?

[One of the many ways Chip trolls Dale, and it worked the reverse if Dale was in a particularly devious mood.]

Itain'tprettylemmetellyou.

[kingbowser]

Hah! I bet I could handle both at the same time even without the Star Rod!

[Because neither sound threatening to begin with in his book.]

[curse_of_power]

As I recall, even at your peak you were easily dispatched.

[kingbowser]

Then you must've heard wrong! I'm still at my peak, and that's not changing any time soon.

[As long as those Koopa Bros. do their job, anyway.]

[curse_of_power]

And yet I easily defeated you.

[thiscloakisgreen]

How trite. And yet, you seem to have found your place.

[kingbowser]

What can I say? People were just begging for me to show up, so I let my mun bring me along. Just to humor her a little.

[Except that totally wasn't how it went at all. But like he's about to admit that.]

[thiscloakisgreen]

As you will, Koopa King.

[Derp.]

Pardon. This aggravating mun of mine has become immersed in his work. Inconsequential though it may be. A pity to the fools who are about to be confronted by you.