fresh and raw [canon is dawn of the dead (2004)]

[toughshit]

Let me get this shit straight.

You wanna take me from a point where I got it all sorted out after the most fucked up days of my life without knowing anything else about it—no last name, not even my first name—and drop me off in some God forsaken horror game or "toss" me at some memes with those things and that's it? That's all you want?

You're out of your damn mind. I'm not doing shit.

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[raincoatruinedit]

Sorry, buddy. You're preaching to the choir, here.

[toughshit]

Yeah? This a fucking church for lost souls or something?

[raincoatruinedit]

Nah, I don't do church.

Good guess, though.

[toughshit]

You and me both.

I'm guessing it's worse than a church, then.

[raincoatruinedit]

Sometimes. Not often.

[toughshit]

[Is he saying this shit is tolerable? Maybe?]

Even games? I don't much like the idea of being played.

[raincoatruinedit]

They can be head-screwy at times, but if you just roll with it, they're not that bad.

[toughshit]

Last time I rolled with somethin', my mall ended up getting overrun with infected bitey assholes.

Don't really like much that happened after I rolled with somethin'.

[raincoatruinedit]

Unless you mean zombies, I don't think callin' the old people bitey assholes will make them any better.

[toughshit]

I guess you'd call 'em zombies. We didn't. Didn't seem like...yeah. They bite you, you die, turn into one of them, all you want to do is run around and play cannibal.

Zombies.

[raincoatruinedit]

Zombies.

Better than inter-dimensional invaders. I think.

[toughshit]

Yeah, zombies. But I'm not sure. I mean, it's stupid and probably some religious bullshit, they were talking about, shit, what was it? "When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." You just—I don't know. It happened so fast, it could have been anything.

[raincoatruinedit]

If you ask me, it might be a virus, but I'm no expert.

Sounds more likely than religion.

[toughshit]

We had a nurse with us, but she didn't say that much. Just that it had to do with bites.

Yeah, you see some shit...you start to think that there's no damn God. Or, if there was or is, they ain't watchin' anything anymore.

AWPGHG.

[keepsthemsafe]

They like doin' that.

AJHDSK?

[toughshit]

Doin' what? Bein' crazy assholes?