Homeless forever...

[not_tissues]

This again, Mun?

We've been over this: it won't work. Ever. I have no desire to go anywhere. I've worked hard, I've won my love, and I have the scars to show for it - literally. I will continue to work hard for him. Not you.

Go back to your silly games and leave me be.

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Her first time meeting a gender swap

[350pointsmile]

Oh...so this is a thing now?

Yay~

[not_tissues]

Ken?

No, sorry. Kim, right? And yeah, it's definitely a 'thing'.

Kinda changes out all the dynamics of it XD

[350pointsmile]

....
....
I'm not sure how I feel about this.

And this is why AUs are wonderful.

[not_tissues]

Welcome to the reaction I had when learning I was a dude.

<3

[350pointsmile]

So are you less dumb as a girl or did you make the same mistakes?

[not_tissues]

The general consensus I heard over at that other journal thingie from the other side is that I'm 'less of a pussy'. Not sure how to feel about that.

But then again, boy-me wasn't shanked either, so maybe we're even.

[350pointsmile]

Shanked!?

[not_tissues]

Yeah. Ginny - Gideon to you - stabbed me in the final showdown.

[Pulls her shirt up just a smidge, showing the bottom of the scar.]

Gave me the closeness I needed to slit her throat, though.

[350pointsmile]

Somehow Ginny just isn't as intimidating sounding as Gideon.

[idly traces the scar with her fingertip.]

Yeesh. Trip to the hospital after your grand showdown?

[not_tissues]

And Gideon is? I think of some Broadway star. Or that creepy kid from the Omen.

Yeah, not that I remember much of it. Ray's face was the first thing I saw when I woke up, so that made everything pretty damn okay.

[350pointsmile]

Ray, right.

Ok, I gotta know what the rest of the names are, it's gonna bug me.

[not_tissues]

Where do you wanna start? It's a long list.

[350pointsmile]

We can stick to the important ones, Steven, Knives, young Niel...

[not_tissues]

Okay, young Niel is young Noel, Steven is Sharon, Ramona is Raymond, I'm Scottie, Knives is... Well, Knives is Knives.

[Does she still feel a bit of guilt about that whole thing? VERY YES. Estrogen equals empathy or something.]

[350pointsmile]

Uh huh, alright that's not as bad. Oh, what about Wallace?

Have you met you yet?

[not_tissues]

Wallace is Winona. I don't even know how that translates.

And yeah, I have. A few, actually. One of whom was an Evil Ex himself...

[Scottie can't hide her disappoint.]

[350pointsmile]

...urge to backhand rising...

[clearly Kim is disappoint as well]

[not_tissues]

[Grin is go.]

Hey now, save some for me.

[350pointsmile]

So...did knives and I still make out?

[not_tissues]

...

Not sure if I want to remember that. I'm actually thankful my mun hasn't picked up the books in a while, now.

[350pointsmile]

[smirks]

Wuss.

[not_tissues]

Hey, not my fault! I'm ostensibly straight!

[350pointsmile]

That's not what your roommate says~

[not_tissues]

Just because Winona is a lesbian doesn't mean I'm bi. God, I told her to stop that shit...

[350pointsmile]

Too easy, even when you're a girl.

[not_tissues]

Yeah, well, I guess not everything can be fixed with an estrogen boost.

[Shrugging.]

too timid to threadjack so have comical reiteration instead.

[iguess]

So this is a thing now?

AWESOME :D

[not_tissues]

Getting a strong sense of deja vu already. And yeah, it is now.

[iguess]

I'm not sure how I feel about this.



My name's Winona?

[not_tissues]

Yeah, I already went through this over at the other place. I'm good.

And yeah. Hey, could be worse.

augh so many edits i'm sorry

[iguess]

Well, I guess there are a variety of ladies names with the letter "W" that exponentially suck.

I think Scout would've been better, I could've made mockingbird jokes.

[not_tissues]

Eh, at least it's creative. I got the short end of the draw. I mean, Scottie? Really? No effort whatsoever.

[subspaces]

I know that feel, man.

[not_tissues]

At least someone does.