Apped to Tu Shanshu

[alpha_squad_leader]

I'm being sent to the back of a giant turtle? And Santo is there? I blame you for any headaches or destroyed windows that result from him trying to make bad jokes about me being related to it.

A giant turtle isn't the weirdest place I've been, I guess. And its better than Limbo any day. Well, if anything a break from school won't be that bad.

Comments

[zerotoawesome]

Aww, and I had a 'Your Mom' joke ready to go and everything.

[alpha_squad_leader]

Santo, I will throw you off the turtle.

[zerotoawesome]

Rude, dude. Very rude. Are you going to fish me back out after?

[wholenewstory]

Definitely...better than Limbo.

[alpha_squad_leader]

That depends entirely on how bad your joke is.

[alpha_squad_leader]

You've been to Limbo?

[wholenewstory]

...Maybe. Do you mean - between life and death? Or - somewhere else?

[alpha_squad_leader]

I mean somewhere else. A literal hell dimension.

[wholenewstory]

...Sounds worse.

[alpha_squad_leader]

None of my trips there have been any kind of good.

[zerotoawesome]

So you would let me drown while the turtle swam away? That’s cold.

[alpha_squad_leader]

You can't drown, Santo.

[zerotoawesome]

You wanna know what else I can't do? Float.

[alpha_squad_leader]

Then maybe I'd make sure there was something to keep you from sinking too far. Like a rope or a net.

[zerotoawesome]

So you're going to take the time to tie a rope around me, tie it to something else, and then throw me off the turtle?

I better make sure it's a really offensive joke if you're going through all the trouble.

[alpha_squad_leader]

Or you could just skip the joke and we can avoid any of this ever happening.

[zerotoawesome]

Yeah, not likely.

[alpha_squad_leader]

Its like you want to go for a swim.