Impatient for ATP I guess?

[songofmypeople]

We should go somewhere, you and I. Imagine: just the two of us and a delightful collection of strangers to occupy myself with. It shouldn't be hard to find a few transgressors either. After all, there are still so many tragically outstanding.

Oh, my dear, there's no need to be scared. I'm sure you'll find something appropriate to suit my tastes. _{You just need to try harder}.

Why don't we make a list?

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[ride_the_lightning]

[List? That's the magic word.]

H-have you found someone else to do that for you, now?

[songofmypeople]

Simply a temporary, imperfect fix. No one that can't be replaced.

[ride_the_lightning]

Like you replaced me? [Someone's tiny little feelings are hurt.]

[songofmypeople]

In your absence we made do. The quality of the work however leaves quite a lot to be desired. Humans, as it turns out, are a poor replacement for the competent.

Now that you are back with us, you will of course resume your duties.

[ride_the_lightning]

[Well, that does a great deal to smooth his ruffled, erm, Tesla coils.]

My absence was unavoidable.

I will. Do we have any priorities?

[songofmypeople]

Nevertheless, it is good to have you back.

Priorities; yes. Among other things, we will need to retain our abilities. [Gotta have his pops altmode fix] More importantly, we must be able to continue with the common goal that unites us.

In other words: if exaggerated acts of brutality are not condoned, then we're not interested. [Because he speaks for the entire group, obviously. What do you mean the DJD is formed of individuals? Opinions that conflict with his own are clearly in the wrong. And just let him TELL you about what he does to those that are wrong~]

[ride_the_lightning]

[Kaon might give a gratified little crackle of electricity.]

We can continue. We must. All we need is a place to start. [My, my, someone sounds eager.]

oh man, Tarn, shut up.

[songofmypeople]

[He might give a happy little hum of his own.]

And we will.

Beginnings are such a special moment, Kaon. They can mark the commencement of something truly grand. It is in beginnings that the seeds of our future are sown, and where we take our stand, erecting the principles to which we will adhere to. There is some similarity here between what we will do, and what Megatron had done once when he first decided to unify those who would fight alongside him.

[The happy sigh of someone gets to fanboy pontificate without interruption]

Did you have any suggestions? Perhaps a wish list of your own?

no no never shut up Tarn :3

[ride_the_lightning]

[Kaon nods, excitedly. He was never a mech of many words, more than content to let Tarn, with his melodious voice, do the talking for him.]

Yes. We can't simply stop our mission. Conquest. Victory.

[He pauses, tilting his head.]

I miss the Pet.

You'll only encourage him

[songofmypeople]

[And talk Tarn did. Why, one might even say it's his specialty.]

'Conquest,' 'victory;' I couldn't say it better myself. Those are words even Megatron would approve of! Very suitable, yes.

You may have another. [Look how nice he is, granting you these luxuries. Clearly the best boss around]
We'll find you something to your liking. Possible a human? I'm under the impression they can be trained. How does that sound? They're undoubtedly fragile, but hardly lacking in diversity. A few false starts would simply weed out the weaker undesirables. If not we'll try another species. There should be plenty no matter our destination.

An encouraged Tarn is a good thing!

[ride_the_lightning]

[Of course Tarn could say it better himself. Which was why Kaon mostly listened.]

We need a place to start.

[Tarn is the best leader. There's no question. And not just for his handsome face sexy voice. ]

It would be nice to have something to train. [And if it broke? That could be fun, too, Kaon supposes.]

Encouraged to help pick out a new Pet at the people-petting-zoo

[songofmypeople]

[Well, yes, of course he could; he's just being modest.]

I've been considering this place -- if only for the traitors. But that's hardly set in stone.

[And dat double fusion canon amirite?]

It might take a little trial and error to see what sticks, but I believe even the lowliest of creatures can be properly conditioned. One just needs to find the right _incentive.