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So you finally moved me here, huh? I knew you'd learn eventually! Limiting me to that other place would be a gross injustice to the girls in these parts~

[Also, you've sort of scared all the girls on LJ off already.]

What are you talking about?! They can't get enough of me! They're just distracted fighting over me behind the scenes. That's all. [Mud fight... Jello fight? Now he sorta wishes he was there to see it.] Sooo... you don't happen to have any actual plans, other than dropping me in here?

[Um...]

No? Good! Then I'll just wander around and meet up with you later. You wouldn't wanna be a third wheel, would you?

[DUDE.]

((OOC: Kiiinda nervous trying him out here... Very OTA, but if canonmates, specify point in canon? I'm flexible... IN BED. *cough* Not really. *shifty eyes* But timeline-wise, yes.))

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((OOC: Her timeline is flexible as well, but I'm going with the first arc if that's okay with you.))

[How does she put this?]

I...I don't think you can leave your mundane like that.

((OOC: Perfect! Yay Anri-chan~ ♥))

I can't? [Awkward neck scratchings.] That's gonna put a real damper on my times picking up girls...

Or! I could ask Mikado to come, and aim for a double date! [Yeeeeaaah, just ignore who you're talking to.] No one will even see it coming!

[This is madness. Dating madness.]

Well, you are in that person's head, so...

[Whatever floats your boat?]

[The best kind of madness, obviously!]

Well, that's not right... That's taking the bondage thing a little too far!

You hear me, mun? You can't cage a free spirit like mine!

[Mun will just be shutting up and trying to ignore the barking puppy. As long as he doesn't piddle in the corners of her mind...]

[How did he end up talking about bondage, oh god. She's just going to stare at him with this face forever, because...

What do you even say in this kind of situation? Seriously.]

[And of course, he'll just be misinterpreting her shock!face. He stops the theatrics to look at her.]

Oh! Of course, if it was Anri-chan, it would be different... [Smoooooth smirk goes here. Why do women always run away from him? It defies explanation!]

[At risk of sounding repetitive, DUDE.]

E-eh?

[She doesn't even want to know. Why is she asking?]

[Why she's asking, no idea. But why he was saying it... Come on, she's just too adorable when she's all flustered. That smirk? Is never disappearing.]

Too much, too soon? Or is it that you prefer things the other way around?

[The way he says it is so shameless, it might almost be mistaken for innocence. Almost.]

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[She really wants to think he has the best intentions, but...Kida, why are you so weird.]

I-I don't have any preferences.

[The only thing she knows about bondage is that someone gets tied up, okay. Also, did that came out wrong or is it just her imagination?]

[In his mind, she's the one who raised this topic. By her silence, after he just happened to mention it. Selective denial! It works for him, OK?!]

You -... [And there'll be about two seconds of him picturing it (sorta) before shame ~~very~~ belatedly kicks in. Just a little.] Oh, Anri-chan... You really can't do that to a guy, you know?

[That kind of denial is very, very unfair.]

But...I didn't do anything...

[And so much fun~]

Right... Of course. [He actually is a bit ashamed. Just a little bit. Because he does respect her - and not just her boobiliciousness, either. Just thinking about stuff like that with any degree of seriousness feels like taking advantage. In a bad way.

While what he usually does, of course, is perfectly fine.] Just don't tell Mikado, huh? He'd ruin his perfectly cleaned and ironed uniform with a nosebleed of those proportions!

[That is probably the power of friendship. But Anri feels like she's missing something here.]

About this conversation? I won't.

[She won't tell anyone about it, actually. She doesn't need that kind of attention.]

[She so is. But that's part of her charm. ♥

Sure, Anri. This conversation. That's the problem. Let's go with that!] Good! If the blood rushing to his face every five minutes is any indication, he might well bleed to death if he sprung a leak up there! ["Up there" as opposed to...?] ... Not saying leaks in the downstairs department would be any better, of course!

[No, actually, he's not even thinking of anything in particular. This is just a normal conversation, m'kay?]

Hello, Masaomi. Fancy seeing you here.

Xargin-san! [Big smile.] Didn't think I'd see you here! Look at you, being a man of the world...

You didn't think you could get rid of me that easily did you? [He beamed.]

Just testing the waters. Didn't think you'd gotten here first!

So what's it like around here?

Oh, but I have to be everywhere, Masaomi. To help the sick, I'm always on call. [He winked.]

It's fun. Like Live Journal but I've found more variety of characters here.

More naked women to feel up, huh? [Yeah, he's never gonna drop that.]

Variety is the spice of life! Blondes, brunettes... redheads...

Hey, don't start with that again. She wasn't naked either. [He rolled his eyes.]

Not just the women, Masaomi. There are spirits, werewolves, vampires, superheroes and lots more.

Well, that is interesting. [And slightly worrying, maybe - not that Masaomi plans to show it.] Anyone dangerous that I should know about?

Oh, it is. Fresh new adventures for us, puppy boy. [He smirked.]

Don't call me that, doc... You wanna ruin my reputation when I just got here?

Ruin it? Hah! You'd better not upset any nice young girls here, Masaomi.

How about old girls? What's an acceptable age for me to upset women at? Just my presence will be enough to ruin them for other men forever...

Older women? Really, Masaomi. Why are you trying to be such a Casanova? Act your age, otherwise you'll get a long, grey beard sooner than you think.

But dooooooc, I am acting my age! This is perfectly normal for teenage boys. It would be downright unhealthy if I wasn't trying to pick up every girl I laid eyes on!

Hm, I know. I am only joking, Masaomi. Try to lighten up. [He grinned.]

Take it from an expert, doc: your jokes need some work.

I didn't think they were that bad. Sasha seems to find them funny anyway. [He shrugged.]

Maybe she's just humoring you because she's got the hots for you. Ever think of that?

No, I don't think so. We love each other and it's more than hots, Masaomi.

So she's humoring you 'cause she loves you... Same difference!

You should be flattered, really!

Not just because she loves me, Masaomi. [He gave the boy a poke in the ribs playfully.]

Ah, so you admit she's only humoring you! Knew you'd cave eventually!

No, that isn't what I meant. [He sighed.]

We love each other and she thinks my jokes are funny. So do the patients I treat also. [Some did anyway.]

To be fair, your patients know you could recommend all sorts of testing if they piss you off.

Hey, they don't piss me off. [He frowned.] Don't use such bad language.

My bad. [Not that sorry, actually. But sorry enough that he says so, anyway!]

Indeed. Curb your tongue, young man. [Xargin waved his finger at the boy but he was still smiling.]

If you don't like my tongue, you should stick a needle in it and make it go numb. [He'll just sort of grab his tongue now.] Naikuh nennisz! [... 'Like a dentist.']

[Xargin just sighed and rolled his eyes.]

Oh hey. Girls fighting over you isn't always fun and games you know. They can get pretty scary! [ HE SHOULD KNOW. But on the other hand, it's kinda flattering. ]

Only scary to each other! Not that I wouldn't be worried about them scratching up each other's pretty faces...

I don't mind if they want an autograph or two, but I can do without the fighting. Thanks.

Autograph? Are you famous? [Stop it, Masaomi. Don't even hatch that quasi-evil plan.]

[Hello, I am here to make your life terrible.]

Of course we can't get enough of you.

[Said with this kind of face.]

[OH JOY. :| ~~Mun tries not to squee.~~]

Izaya-san... [That's it. Just keep breathing.] I didn't know you were here.

[If he did, he wouldn't have come. This may be painfully obvious from his tone...]

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