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dear_mun2012-11-17 03:42 am
knock_knock_knock_penny) wrote in dear_mun2012-11-17 03:42 am
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Another new muse with some serious voice testing to be had
"Dear Mun"?
Well I suppose it will have to do, though I would've preferred speaking to you from an elevated podium. Since we're both extremely new to this relationship, let me lay down a few ground rules.
One, you should know that, considering we barely count as acquaintances--much less friends, I see no reason to engage you in frivolous, time-wasting pleasantries or idle chit-chat. We should both know why we're here, even if I have a master's degree and two doctorates while you don't.
Two, if you want to have a go at my 'voice' then there are certain issues we need to get out of the way. I am therefore devising a binding contract between the two parties involved. A sort of 'Roleplaying agreement' if you will. We'll go over each stipulation together, with me explaining each one in as simple of manner as possible if you need me to, before you sign in the appropriate places.
Three, it's very crowded in here. I don't like that.
Well I suppose it will have to do, though I would've preferred speaking to you from an elevated podium. Since we're both extremely new to this relationship, let me lay down a few ground rules.
One, you should know that, considering we barely count as acquaintances--much less friends, I see no reason to engage you in frivolous, time-wasting pleasantries or idle chit-chat. We should both know why we're here, even if I have a master's degree and two doctorates while you don't.
Two, if you want to have a go at my 'voice' then there are certain issues we need to get out of the way. I am therefore devising a binding contract between the two parties involved. A sort of 'Roleplaying agreement' if you will. We'll go over each stipulation together, with me explaining each one in as simple of manner as possible if you need me to, before you sign in the appropriate places.
Three, it's very crowded in here. I don't like that.
no subject
The standard model of cosmology does not include Einstein's Cosmological Constant.
My work within the field of theoretical physics will not earn me a Nobel Prize.
Spock is not the best character in Star Trek: The Original Series.
[He does that short 'breathing in' laugh of his.]
I am such a wild card.