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Yes, yes, that's a very nice username. Well done. Now, what on earth am I doing here? You don't know? Excellent. You are rather wonderful at planning ahead, aren't you? Yes, that was sarcasm. I am ever so glad you can tell the difference.

So, am I to sit here in silence whilst you ponder what to do with me?

Well, I'm afraid I'm not interested in doing that at all. Hand me my violin - yes, thank you.

If you need me, I will be ignoring you for the rest of the evening.