Looking at games (and golden balls)

[ballsnatcher]

Mun! I want to see more golden balls!

[For those who didn't know, she's talking 'bout testicles.]

Do men only have two? Can they have more?! Imagine how much they'd all be worth if I could collect all the golden balls on Earth!

Comments

[4starsavior]

...That sounds painful. [Then again, given how he was as a kid, he can't really criticize.]

[notbloodylikely]

[Woah.]

...Uh...Their value drops to nothing the second they're removed...

[ballsnatcher]

Why? Aren't golden balls detachable?

[ballsnatcher]

Eh?! But- But how do you sell them?!

[notbloodylikely]

You...

Don't!

[4starsavior]

Nope! And they're kinda important, too, so you probably shouldn't try.

[fierybluebird]

Are you hunting Sengoku's?

[Because you know... his are actually gold.]

[ballsnatcher]

What is their purpose, then, if they can't be sold?

[ballsnatcher]

...I... don't? What do I do with them, then?

[ballsnatcher]

I'm hunting all the golden balls!

[Stare, stare, stare.]

Can you show me yours?

[fierybluebird]

Ahahahahaha... How cute.

No.

[ballsnatcher]

[Well, at least she's nice to respect his wish not to flash her for now.]

Then, can I ask you something?

[fierybluebird]

Possibly. Ask away, but I'm not promising to give you the answer you want.

[Waves his hand. Have at, strange Amazonian woman/Kuja warrior.]

[ballsnatcher]

I only want the honest truth!

[Trying really hard not to blush here, but, y'know, kinda hard when you're talking about the mysterious wonders of dick.]

Do you have the same mushroom Luffy has?

[fierybluebird]

[That just takes him a little while to figure out. Because sure, he was guess golden balls from the "two of" discussion, but still... mushroom?]

That... I don't think so?

What kind of mushroom does Luffy have? [Dear god this can only get worse before it gets better.]

[notbloodylikely]

You treat them lovingly and with great respect.