Good God, what have I done.

[harpoonmode]

[...There aren't any words. So just read this instead.]

Who's awesome? You're awesome.

If I knew I wouldn't smush you just by picking you up, I would hug you.

[He pauses, grinning.]

...Actually, I think I might hug you anyway. [He makes a squishing motion between two of his talons.] Squish. Hehe. Get workin' on the rest of those icons, gurl!

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[staresat]

[Why do you look familiar.]

[Also hi, here's a big creep. Just staring.]

[You know, the usual.]

[harpoonmode]

[You'd think he'd make a mental note to get used to big staring creeps. lolnope.]

...Didn't I trade bodies with you once? When I was squishy, I mean.

[staresat]

[Don't remind him of that. That was unpleasant.]

[He's more interested in how you're suddenly not a squishy.]

[Just looking you up and down with that optic and ignoring the question. Dont mind him.]

[harpoonmode]

...Sooooo, uh. If you're wondering how I, uh... robotified... get in line, 'cause I don't even know.