Good God, what have I done.

[harpoonmode]

[...There aren't any words. So just read this instead.]

Who's awesome? You're awesome.

If I knew I wouldn't smush you just by picking you up, I would hug you.

[He pauses, grinning.]

...Actually, I think I might hug you anyway. [He makes a squishing motion between two of his talons.] Squish. Hehe. Get workin' on the rest of those icons, gurl!

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[harpoonmode]

[And while the mun facerolls into an awkward turtle, Swerve's just kind of staring expectantly.]

What are you lookin' at.

[shutthehellup]

That, well, is an excellent question. I mean, there's the obvious answer of 'Swerve' here, but my name is also Swerve. So you see how this can be a bit, well, strange. Granted, I've met a different, third Swerve before, so this shouldn't be as odd.

Different universes are weird.

[harpoonmode]

...Honestly, anyone who can get used to that has a bolt loose somewhere.

At least we can agree on that.