dear_mun | Planning to app in a-facility

...Mundane. We need to talk. Are you really going to app me there? This is going to involve a lot of talking, so you'd better put up that spoiler cut thing for everyone's benefit.

We're under the text cut now? Good. Then let me start with the obvious thing.

What do you even think you're doing? Do you really think you have enough information to talk about my past? 80% of what you can talk about is uncertain stuff until you get more information about 0 and IF. You know, the stories where I actually play a major part rather than dying at the start? You can't even say for sure whether me, my sister, or both of us wiped out Fenrir, and each one of those three has drastically different implications.

And while we're at it, let's talk about your interpretation of my personality. Why does the phrase "tsundere" come up? I don't think I've shown anything that could be interpreted even vaguely as this tsundere thing. All you're basing that on is your belief that I'm a "type 6". Enneagrams are not an effective way to interpret the actions of someone you've barely seen.

You can't even decide whether or not I was acting like myself or acting like a romanticized version of Junko. And no, the answer is not "both". That's being vague and evasive. Which I suppose is a skill you need to know if you intend to app me because you don't even have consistent headcanon. And before you say it, the reason why I'm remarking about this is because these are your own insecurities. If you intend to survive on the battlefield that is the apping process, you need to be able to make some decisions, and somehow it's my job to make sure you don't get slaughtered out there.

Also, for the record? I was not "setting myself up with Naegi". The only way that could possibly work out is if Naegi managed to survive long enough that Junko would reveal herself, followed by Naegi agreeing to live with us forever. Can you imagine how awkward that would even be? "Sorry Naegi-kun, my and Junko switched places! We were the masterminds the whole time! By the way, you know that carnivorous girl I was trying to set you up with? That was me!"

That's just so... Stupid. Do you really think I would do something like that?

...You do? Really?

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When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

[Yes she is totally daring to use that analogy.]

[Yes yes, it's a very Junko-ish thing to do to use that analogy. Mukuro just kind of shrugs it off.]

Not all of that comes from me, actually. My mundane has this weird obsession with apps where he treats them with raw paranoid fear, where he expects anyone reviewing the app to look over every single word looking for inaccuracies so that they can say that he doesn't know me at all. I'm just trying to keep him focused on some key points so he can figure out what to do with it. It makes it so he isn't spending all of the next week or two giving himself a mental breakdown because "what if I get rejected?"

It's pathetic, really.

Context clues are his friend. Didn't she call you a stick in the mud? [There is so much vitriol packed behind "she".]

Yes, unbefitting of such a super soldier. [Can't really tell if she's being serious or mocking, there.]

She did, yeah. You kind of have to take everything she says with a grain of salt, of course. I've managed to get her to pay for meals in the name of despair a couple times.

It doesn't help that he doesn't know the first thing about military weaponry and hardware either. I'm hoping he can at least calm down long enough to do some research so he knows what he's talking about while he's playing me.

[Celes kind of half-smiles. Amusing, but it doesn't really negate how much she wants to punch Junko in the face right about now.]

Heh heh heh. [that might come in useful for the setting. Knowledge of gambling, on the other hand... B|] Mine wishes yours good luck.

[Although Celes herself can't say the same. Because Celes.]

[Well yeah. Junko just kind of has that punchable personality.]

Mine wishes yours good luck as well, though he also says he doesn't think you'll need it. Especially considering your reputation. [What are you talking about? Without knowledge of gambling, how are you supposed to have a high stakes game against cheating bishounen to force them into your vampire harem? :p

...Yes, this mun has actually thought up that exact scenario.]]

On the bright side, he seems to have calmed down now at least. The fact that he's playing with a "Despair Calculator" is rather concerning, though.

Planning to app in a-facility

why hello there

Hello to you too, playing one of my favorite characters~

they will have fun times in the torture facility :U

Well at least this time it's just a psychotic AI? :p

inb4 someone is controlling VAL behind the scenes

And then afte the big annual event, it turns out that someone ELSE was controlling VAL!