Celebrating (?) her first year at lastvoyages

[chlorophylliac]

Yes.

Are you satisfied? Yes.

I miss Harley.

That doesn't change the fact that if she shows her face on the Barge I'm going to turn her into so much blood and bone meal and feed her to my plants.  She deserves worse for what she did to me.

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[strongestcoward]

Now that's friendship.

[inmateincharge]

Let me guess - she didn't give one of your plants enough water.

[chlorophylliac]

It's not for you to know, you loathesome parasite.

[inmateincharge]

Flattery will get you nowhere, my dear - I'm taken, you see.

[chlorophylliac]

You're virulent. I've got nothing to say to you, Joker.

[inmateincharge]

Really? I thought you'd have a lot more to whine about. Well, that works for me!

[byebye_mistah_j]

Would it change anything if I said my name was Harleen?

[chlorophylliac]

If your name's Harleen then I'm not talking about you.

[byebye_mistah_j]

But I was Harley.

What did your Harley do?

[chlorophylliac]

She left me for dead in Arkham so she could go and play house with the perpetual thorn in her side.

[byebye_mistah_j]

What?!

Even when he...

Even when he didn't try to kill me I wouldn't think I would do something like that.

Would I?

[lastincident]

You know if you could tell me about her, we could start actually getting to the root-- pardon the pun--of some of your issues with trust.

But-- in all honesty-- I hope she comes by and you two work things out.

[chlorophylliac]

And you know that if you could stop using manipulative passive aggression in place of sincerity and evince some concern for my welfare then I might be inclined to talk to you. So it seems we're at an impasse.

[lastincident]

I don't do emotive well. Personal failing. [ He laughs, a little weakly. ] Besides, the last time I suggested anything genuine you hung up on me.

[chlorophylliac]

You'd already long since exhausted my ability to tolerate you.

[lastincident]

I see. I'll have to work on being easier to tolerate.

[phdincrazy]

You don't really mean that, do yah, Red? You can't mean that!

[chlorophylliac]

I'm as serious as a heart attack, Harley.

[phdincrazy]

But we're best friends! I mean a little violence between us is normal, but... but ain't that goin' a little far?

[chlorophylliac]

I've never taken betrayal particularly well.

[phdincrazy]

Now I know you're pullin' my chain! I didn't betray anyone. No one but B-man anyway, and who cares about him.

[plains_hunter]

That's a little harsh, Ivy.

[chlorophylliac]

Then maybe I'll kill her before I start processing her.

[plains_hunter]

What'd she do to piss you off so much? I mean, I've worked with her before. Sure, maybe she's not the brightest bulb, but she means well enough. She's a good kid.

Well, as long as she's not around old Smiley McCrazypants, at least. He tends to exacerbate her...behavior.

[chlorophylliac]

The 'dim bulb' you so patronizingly refer to is a qualified psychiatrist. Don't you dare reduce her to a bumbling child.

[Ivy, defending the woman you're threatening to murder horribly is a little....mixed-messages-y.]