homeless; voice-testing; very rusty

[greenmeansgo]

Yeeeeah, no, this is not happening.

Next!

Comments

[notbloodylikely]

It's not? Existential crisis moment right here.

[greenmeansgo]

Everything about this place is existential. Now I'm going to close my eyes, think happy thoughts, and say "I wish I may, I wish I might, please land me on a Mediterranean beach tonight".

[notbloodylikely]

Now there's a woman with her head on straight. If only I was a genie...

[greenmeansgo]

If this kid can really do whatever she wants with me, I'm going to work it to my advantage.

[notbloodylikely]

Optimistic outlook, but who knows. Just 'cos everyone else ends up weeping into their Cheerios doesnt mean the theory isn't sound.

[greenmeansgo]

I can be pretty convincing when I want to be! Let's just say I might be able to make this thing work.

[and if she can't, well... it's not like she isn't used to doing stupid things at the behest of others]

[imready]

Not even gonna give it a shot?

[greenmeansgo]

These games? Aren't my thing.

[imready]

Ya shouldn't say that before ya try it out!

[greenmeansgo]

Have you ever been punched with a glowing green fist?

[imready]

...Not that I can remember. I've been punched with lots of things.

[greenmeansgo]

You want to try it out?

[madangry_madcrazy]

If only it were that simple.

[greenmeansgo]

[mock surprise]

What, you haven't figured a way out yet? No Unficionalization Machines to steal? Or what about Timeline Restoration Devices? Back-To-My-Own-World Poofer Rays?

[madangry_madcrazy]

Outsource.

And "Back-To-My-Own-World Poofer Ray"? Honestly, Shego.

[greenmeansgo]

Yeah, it sounded like a "you" kind of thing.

[madangry_madcrazy]

Oh please, if I were to invent something like that I'd clearly call it an Home-dimension-locating-and-transporter device.

[were_edd]

If it were that easy this nexus would be empty.

[greenmeansgo]

I never said "easy".

[were_edd]

What I mean is, your mun isn't going to just let you go.

The only way you're really going to get out of this situation is by either figuring out how to get out of their mind yourself or they get bored.

[greenmeansgo]

Uh-huh, yeah; already working on that.

[were_edd]

The leaving or making your mundane incredibly bored?

[wallcrawler]

Oh sure, you say that now.

But give it enough time and you'll be yelling at 'em for putting you in an embarrassing situation like a natural.

[greenmeansgo]

No, see, that's what I'm trying to avoid.

[wallcrawler]

Oh, sure, hang on to that pipe dream.