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[findatree]

Ohhhhkay, I see what you were doing. You were just trying to scare me, right? Well, sorry, but you should've known that wouldn't work. You're not going to get rid of me that easily.

Yep, that's right, I'm just going to keep coming back.

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[thneedy]

Yeah, you're good at that 'keep coming back' thing.

[findatree]

That's what I told her.

[thneedy]

And I'm agreeing.

[findatree]

You know, for a guy who's been a hermit his whole life you sure pop up a lot.

[thneedy]

...Yeah, well.

[He deserves to be alone, but... He also gets lonely.]

[findatree]

Come on, admit it. You like me.

[thneedy]

You're a bit more tolerable than most people.

[findatree]

That's why you keep coming back: you like me. [this is payback for when Once-ler did it to him]

[thneedy]

[Why does that sound familiar but not-- Oh.]

Don't push it.

[findatree]

Okay. okay.

[whichwayyoulean]

Wow, you seriously never do know when to quit, do you?

[findatree]

Nope. I sure don't.

[whichwayyoulean]

Some people would call that tenacious.

Or, you know, insanity.

[findatree]

I prefer the word "persistent".

[whichwayyoulean]

Hmmmm


...


Nope. Still going with tenacious.

[findatree]

But that's good, right?

[whichwayyoulean]

Oh yeah. It's a good sort of tenacious.

[findatree]

Okay, well that's a relief.

[whichwayyoulean]

You were expecting the worst?

[findatree]

Kinda? No offense or anything, but you did threaten me when we first met.

[whichwayyoulean]

Yeah, well. You probably deserved it.

[findatree]

Gee, thanks.

[whichwayyoulean]

What? It's more than likely true.

[findatree]

What, because you couldn't think up a musical number about finding trees?

[whichwayyoulean]

Hey, I bet my musical numbers were plenty educational.

[findatree]

Oh, yeah, sure they were. Taught me all about how to feed marshmallows to woodland creatures.

[whichwayyoulean]

See? That's a skill you'd never have otherwise.

You're welcome.

[findatree]

Sure. Next time I see a little duck, I'll be sure to feed him all my marshmallows.

[whichwayyoulean]

He might decide to like you then.

[findatree]

Why is it that when you say that, it doesn't sound like a good thing?

[whichwayyoulean]

It can be a good thing. If you like your life and personal space invade twenty four seven.

[findatree]

Uhhhno. I get that enough with my mom and grammy.

[whichwayyoulean]

Then you don't want to go around feeding forest animals junk food.

[findatree]

So the lesson is to not do anything you do. Got it.

[whichwayyoulean]

I...

That's not what I...



No, wait, actually that's probably a good idea. Let's go with that.

[findatree]

Okay, I will.

[whichwayyoulean]

Good luck with that, Kiddo.

[mantrap]

I know a way to make you go away.

[findatree]

Uhhh, no, that's okay. I'm good.