canon: seven psychopaths

[schmifeaffirming]

...What are you doing, you fucking crazy bitch?

This i- No! No, this isn't-- I can't work like this!! Did you miss the entire point of the movie, sweetheart? It's over! Finito, done. In the can. I got my ending - which, you know, was the whole fucking point of everything - and Marty got to make his movie and it was awesome and everybody was happy except for Kaya but she's never fucking happy so who even cares, right. Anyway, what I'm saying here? You don't go around screwing around with a goddamn masterpiece.

Don't you go talking to me about sequels, okay, sequels are by and large shit. ...Unless you've got a really good writer on board, something I'd know since I pretty much am one. I helped out Marty plenty enough to be under that little part in the credits rolling. And since you're not under that little part of the credits, thank you very much, you can just... Just go. Leave. See, you don't kn- There's no Marty here either, let's not forget that, or a Hans, or a Bonny, and.

You're lucky I'm so tolerant. Otherwise you'd be a super unlucky fucking crazy bitch, that's all I'm saying.

Comments

[goryteller]

They do a poor job of ending stories, these people.

[Small and scraggly and his usual downer self, Katurian grabs onto his own sorrows before feeling anyone else's.]

Exceedingly poor.

[schmifeaffirming]

It's not even-- Well, I'm pretty sure that's true too, but also besides the point. Because there was totally already an ending, one I worked really hard for, okay? Like, ridiculously hard. Do you know how much trouble it is to buy peyote when you've got a mob boss after you? Do you? Because I'll tell you - it's a lotta fucking trouble!

You know, and shooting all those guys. That wasn't exactly a walk in the park either.

...Well, except those guys who actually were in the park when I shot 'em. That was technically a walk in the park.