Can't get much more obscure than Om Shanti Om...

[painofdisco]

Let me tell you what you're going to do, because obviously you can't get it right -- you're gonna send me to a game, and I'm gonna make that game a success, got it? And none of this angst you fans are all so fond of these d-- no, no, wait, yes, of course there's drama but with that happy end when the credits roll, yeah?

Look, all you're doing is acting with a keyboard, and which of us is the more successful actor? I'm just doing what the people want. This is for you. Send me into a game and it's a surefire success. Maybe find one that'll let me intro with a musical number. The disco thing is expected, so maybe a rock number? Something jazzy? Hey, ehat's this dubstep thing the kids are into? Can I sing to it? Is it "undo-your-shirt" kind of music? These are important.

Comments

[what4thwall]

Waitwaitwait! A musical number?? That's always a super-duper good idea, if you ask me. There's not much that can't be made better by a song.

[painofdisco]

...We have the budget for animatronic ponies and we spent it on animatronic ponies?

[what4thwall]

... animawhotic?