thinking bout that canon review.

[backstabbing]

I was this close to making a quip about how I'm the sort of woman who never completely goes away, but I'm afraid that would leave me wide open for tasteless jokes at my expense.

[A CHUCKLE. not that she minds, of course.]

Take your time, Red. I'll be right here, waiting, seeing as I honestly have nowhere else to go. And believe me, I have tried leaving.

Comments

[unyieldingly]

Oh, don't leave yourself open like that. Really, I'm biting my nails over here to refrain from a comment or two.

[backstabbing]

Oh you know me, I'm always open.

But go on, no one's actually going to stop you. Wouldn't wanting you dying from anticipation now, would we?

[loverofcrows]

Nowhere else?