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You have a problem.

There are plenty of points you could take me - us - from. Taking this much delight in other people's misery is sadism. So is what you're planning for Jordan and I. We can screw things up enough on our own, we don't need your help.

[A pause, and then the tiniest, most reluctant smirk I'm not letting Nate get a tattoo of a - what? A war hound? I don't care if he gets one, but I'm not mad enough at his sister to let it be that.

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[Hanna shrugs.] Things always change.

The tattoo better at least be nicely-done, though. It would be pretty fucking awful to be stuck with a permanent piece of shit.

I think that a war-hound or whatever he was talking about probably qualifies for that, regardless of whether it's done well or not. [Like you can talk, Topher, you have a fucking math symbol on your upper arm]

Hey, there are some really nice looking tramp-stamps out there. Don't knock it 'til you try it. [Yeah, she's got a black spade on her wrist.

At least that's cool, right?]

You think I could work a tramp-stamp? [Glancing down at his body. It's p. fine]

[Checking that ass out, nbd.]

Well I don't know how incredibly awesome or incredibly tacky a war hound tramp-stamp would look, but I'm pretty sure you'd look fine. I mean if it's hovering above your ass, it could have some serious implications.

[He notices that, and the corner of his mouth quirks slightly] The war hound's not really my style. Or anyone's, but try convincing Nate of that. [That last comment of hers gets a snort out of him] I'll keep it in mind.

Why does he want a war hound anyway?

I honestly have no idea. I think he hit the word 'awesome' and stopped there.

I think we need to stage an intervention.

[Clearly this is a 'we' business now because wow that is a seriously bad life choice someone needs an adult.

But hey if he goes through with it, at least she'll be laughing her ass off at his misery.]

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