On Responsibility...

[disziplinundordnung]

::Fourth wall? What's this fourth wall you speak of?

Oh, that inconvenient barrier that Prussia has kicked over and is now standing atop of to lecture his mundane soundly? Huh. Good thing he got it out of his way. It seems remarkably inconvenient to him. Imagine if he couldn't yell at his mun and try to give him a set schedule.::

Listen up, Herr Mundane! And take notes, as I have no intention of repeating myself!

You will cease the foolishness of searching for a game for me at once! You are shirking your duties to create and maintain character relations, thread log, and information pages for the muses you already have in games, as well as neglecting to drop Liechtenstein from the game you have her in! Furthermore, you have game tags to respond to, and I for one do not care how long your computer has been broken! You are managing well enough without it. Perhaps if you would log out of accounts more readily when using your phone, we could avoid this issue.

Besides, I have seen the games that allow „alternate universes” and have no desire to find myself in such locations. I am more than happy being left alone with West! The last thing I need is to be taken away to be tormented at your whims.

Now! Work on those tags you owe! And clean up this mess. ::He kicks the fourth wall lightly. Never mind he was the one who broke it in the first place...::

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Don't think I didn't see this~

[nachmirdiesintflut]

[He's just going to nudge the broken wall with his foot a bit because it's fun to do, apparently. But--- Right. RIGHT! That's not why he's here! So Germany will just pull his attention away from the wall - tempting as it may be to nudge it further or even hopping onto it.]

Of course you're happy to be with the awesome me, Bruderherz!

[Prepare to be glo-- Too late to prepare. He's already glomping you.]

But, oi. Oii!! What are these places your little munchen has been looking at? I want to see them! Shooow meee!!

o_o Stalker.

[disziplinundordnung]

::Evasive manoeuvres! Evasi- oh for Christ's sake, West. Let go! He just had this uniform pressed and starched!::

Oh no. If I tell you, you may decide that since I am happy to be with you, then you should also go. And I am certain your mundane has responsibilities enough that I will not add to them for him when I cannot even prevent my mundane from ignoring his own!

Indeed. Bo-haharr-- ...and I tend to track tags... /*cough*

[nachmirdiesintflut]

[Your argument is invalid. Letting your little brother hug you has top priority!]

Reason enough to tell the most adorable of your brothers, yes! Ke~sesesesee~ And don't worry about my mundanechen here. He's managing perfectly fine! Apparently that's because he's one of my citizens and therefore predestined to be awesome! Now, come oooo~n!!

[Nudging you. Yes, nudging you in the side as best as he can while maintaining his hold. nudge nudge nudge]

You can track tags? What strange sorcery is this. õ_ô

[disziplinundordnung]

That is not a good reason to tell you. And you are my only brother, so it's dishonest to call yourself the most adorable of them! ::Yeah, he doesn't have warm fuzzy feelings for the other German states... Particularly Bavaria. Ugh. He always wanted to give that one to Austria...::

Perhaps. Or perhaps it is because your mun is of some Prussian heritage and so destined to actually be responsible and on top of things. Either way, I refuse to indulge your curiousity!

Works the same way as it did back on LJ~

[nachmirdiesintflut]

It's the best reason! And surely I'm the most adorable when I'm the only one to compare myself to! Hehehe~

[Keeps nudging, yepp.]

His ID says Geeerrrman!! So that explains everything! Now tell me, tell me, tell the awesome me!

Stiiiillllllll speaking Greek to me. Or Russian, as the case may be.

[disziplinundordnung]

If you nudge me one. more. time. Deutches Reich! ::He shall break Germany's elbow. Or run it through with a knife.:: I shall tell you nothing!

Click the tracking symbol on this post and look at the options you get there :3

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Ah, now you're being mean!

[But, alas, he stops the nudging. Still clinging to you, however.]

How would you like it if I just let my Brüderchen behind?

Witchcraft! 8O

[disziplinundordnung]

And where, exactly, would my dear, sweet Brüderlein be going? I need to know so I can warn the place properly. ::Why is West so clingy and touchy feely?!::

:3

[nachmirdiesintflut]

[That's because he's a very physical person that loves touching and being touched and petting your hair when you sleep until you stop grinding those teeth of yours because that's not healthy and- Wait. whut? ]

Ah... I... I don't know... But I... I sure could get my mundanechen to look for something if I feel like it!

[disziplinundordnung]

::He still can't figure out where those tendencies came from either but come to think of it, he has been sleeping much better lately... though Germany has skills if he manages that without waking Prussia.::

What have I told you about idle threats, Westchen?

[nachmirdiesintflut]

[Those are things no one might ever figure out entirely as are Germany's skills, which most likely can be mostly categorized as useless or unusual. For now he'll just make use of his skill if resting his head on his brother's shoulder and looking as innocent as possible.]

That... They are not awesome...? Buuut... If I wanted to, I could get my mundanechen to look for a place, really!

[disziplinundordnung]

...Close enough; I will accept that answer. More properly, you should not threaten what you are not entirely certain you can follow through on. ::It's that stupidly cute and endearing innocent face, he swears. He cannot seem to stay too irate with it at times.::

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Is Brüderchen implying that there are actually things the awesome me can not do? Do I need to prove you wrong?

[Dare you challenge him?]

[disziplinundordnung]

I'll do one better than merely imply. I will outright state that there are things you cannot do.

::It's a challenge, so of course he dares. Prussia in any incarnation is far too competitive to back down.::

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Hehe. Name one, then~

[He's waiiiiiting!]

[disziplinundordnung]

::He says the following with a perfectly straight face and serious tone. In fact, he isn't even being a smart-ass or joking. He is perfectly serious.::

Become pregnant. Well, barring you running afoul of a Norse god of trickery, as I believe has befallen one of your counterparts.

[nachmirdiesintflut]

Wait! How do you-- No. Scratch that! I mean- You're cheating!! Getting pregnant isn't something you do! It just... Happens!!

[And he turns away, remotely embarrassed. For a moment, at least. Because he remembers something and turns back.]

Buuuu~t... You remind me that I still have to tease that unawesome grumpy me about that later!

[disziplinundordnung]

It does not "just happen". You -assuming you were a fertile female- would have to engage in coitus during your ovulation time in order to become pregnant. Most women become pregnant deliberately. Ergo, it is something you "do".

::Is he embarrassing Germany enough with this impromptu lesson on how babies are made? If not, he can continue. Consider it vengeance for every time West has embarrassed him.::

[nachmirdiesintflut]

B-BROTHER!!

[And at this point Prussia will learn what Germany has these huge paws hands for, because the younger nation now presses both of them into his brother's face, mostly aiming to cover his mouth while turning pretty red himself. Geeez, brother. Watch those words of yours!]

[disziplinundordnung]

::Despite the hands desperately pressing over his mouth to shut him up, Prussia can't help but huff out a few quiet chuckles. West can be so predictable at times with what he reacts to. Still, the hands on his face are getting annoying fast, so he steps back, ducking away smoothly.::

Do I need to explain further about the reproductive process?

[nachmirdiesintflut]

No!

[He pulls his hands back again, curling them into light fists for a moment before simply crossing his arms, pouting just mildly.]

I've... Read the book on that. It's disturbing. And you're not being fair! You can't just demand something that requires entirely different anatomy!

[He shudders just a little at the thought.]

[disziplinundordnung]

The point was not for you to prove me wrong, I assure you. The point was to name something you unequivocably could not do. If it is something you do not wish to do either, then even better.