on possible shenanigans at beastlyroses once it opens some months from now

[thorforgottoshower]

One of that girl is more than enough. I hardly need three or four or a small army of Snow Whites. Should the lot of them find some evil forest to wander into or witch-queen to lay siege upon, they're on their own. I've done my work already, thank you kindly.

An' if a dwarf comes near me in that coffin, you and I are done.

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[findyoualways]

[He can't help but laugh.] If they are all like my Snow, we might as well sit back and let them do as they want. She'll find a way regardless.

And I don't blame you about the dwarves. [Imagining kissing Leon rn. Noooo thanks.]

[thorforgottoshower]

[ don't you laugh at his pain, this is srs ] Does yours make a habit of inciting revolutions and dragging all unfortunate bystanders along with her?

I'd rather remain in the magical coma and catch up on my sleep.

[findyoualways]

That does sound like her. She likes to take things back that belong to her. [All said lovingly ofc because uguu Snow White. His beautiful waifu.]

I think they have other things in mind for us.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ Not said very lovingly but secretly a little shh. Just a snort that is totally charming and classy. ] Then you can be the one to help her along with that this time 'round. I'm retiring.

How thoughtful.

[falsifies]

What's wrong, afraid of a little tongue and fragile princesses?

[thorforgottoshower]

[ Excuse him while he looks sick at the thought of a little tongue. You're a bad person, Jordan. ] Were they fragile they'd be much easier to stick in a corner and prevent from making all things difficult and terrible. This one in particular doesn't fall to that category.

[falsifies]

[The absolutely worst, to be honest.] Even fragile people have a habit of being absolutely stubborn.

[thorforgottoshower]

Aye, but still easier to shove somewhere out of harm's and annoyance's way.

[alwaysfoundme]

Oh, we'll find a way to get by without you. Somehow.

[Grin.] And surely there are worst fates than kissing dwarves.

[thorforgottoshower]

That's the sincerest hope, princess. [ Or, uh, queen? Squint. Which one are you. ]

Not many.

[alwaysfoundme]

Oh, you're so good to me - or, well. Us. [She is neither. :|a not anymore.] Just Snow is fine.

No? I'd rather give Grumpy a smooch than be stuck in a cursed sleep, to be honest.

[thorforgottoshower]

Too good, if I'm honest. [ See how charming he is. So charming. And... he doesn't even call the other one Snow, okay, you get to be 'girl'. ] Er, right.

[ Uhm... ] Which one's that s'pose to be? They're all grumpy...

[scintillates]

I'm sure I can find something to lay siege upon that isn't either one of those.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ orly ] ...Right, best of luck and don't forget your helm. [ he is smelly and rude, you can do so much better, snow ]

[scintillates]

[She toys with her mirrored necklace, smiling] I'm not really a helm sort of lady, to be honest.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ Huntsman is allergic to smiling ] You may want to reconsider if siege is in your near future. Be a pity to have your brains dashed about the battlefield. [ don't mind him pretending this is literal and only literal lalala ]

[towerlocked]

Yes, I have heard of others with my name. I don't think they are exactly me, though.

[thorforgottoshower]

I imagine it'd be very difficult to be exactly as you, princess. But some seem to've gotten close enough for headaches.

[towerlocked]

I won't give you headaches, huntsman. The queen cursed me to some place called Canada.

[reiks]

[ Just ignore Hal here, and his totally not obvious giggling behind his hand. ]

[thorforgottoshower]

[ quiet you, he will make this your problem too ] I'm not the one showing up in a not but a towel.

[reiks]

[ snicker snicker snort snort ] I think I would much prefer to arrive in only skin than to be so ... graciously awakened in such a way.

[thelastking]

[ What won this ranger's attention was the mention of a "dwarf". ]

What sort of madness are you speaking of? I know of no dwarf that is fond of either coffins or death.

[thorforgottoshower]

[ ugh dwarves ]

It's the curse of the land I'm to be taken to. You're set asleep in a coffin with randy little dwarves running about to [ cringe ] kiss you awake.

[thelastking]

[ His brows arch rather high at that last part. ]

What manner of sickness would lead one to conjurer such a curse? That's quite absurd.