63!'d and I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM DOING.

[underweared]

Look at you fret, tut-tut.

I see some difficulty and that's a large chunk of 'fun time' you're wiping out of the schedule. There are things to do, a life to l i v e~ [ A humorous fluctuation at that last bit. Do-ho. ]

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[pickpocket]

Too bad nobody likes your idea of a "fun time". Like, at all.

wow get out

[underweared]

Like, not my problem.

Still clawing at me, kitten? Big shame, I thought we were getting somewhere.

nOPE

[pickpocket]

You tattled- [ and KILLED SHERLOCK nevermind that she's right over there!!!11 ] -so I don't think we'll ever get anywhere, honestly.

Also, don't call me that.

[ manwichita is somehow cockier than girlwichita. somehow, that's possible. maybe it's dear-mun though because bombs and scary things don't mean SHIT here. SUP. ]

[underweared]

[ UGH, major eye-roll. ] Whine, whine, whine— now I see why.

Dollface, that rolls off the tongue.

[deducive]

I think it has it's charms.

[ as long as we don't tell mummy shiny shoes. ]

[pickpocket]

-- Okay, you and I have very different standards of what makes a person 'charming', I guess.

[ yo he's so telling mom and you can't stop him ]

[deducive]

[ well don't do that. why are you doing that. she will ground you!! ]

It's certainly far more clever than anything I've had the opportunity to see in a long time. I wouldn't hold it against you. The problem with mediocrity is that it sees nothing higher than itself.

[unattached]

[ NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE ]

[underweared]

[ YEAH UH-HUH PRETTY MUCH YUP YES OKAY ]

Going to keep on that stare or toss me a friendly "hello?" Anytime now, really.

[unattached]

[ JESUS SHIT YOU'RE EVEN CREEPIER WITH TITS ]

You know, actually, I can think of a good half-dozen or so things I'd rather do instead of that and I'd say two thirds of them involve torture of one form or another -- so in a word, no.

[deducive]

[ a callous laugh. ]

I'm sure the world will turn without your inputs.

[underweared]

Oh, boo. Now why would I want that? Turning. Continuing on it's, and I emphasize this greatly, MUNDANE business.

Grand show of our time.

[deducive]

Movement. If you consider it, to an effect - it's still better than stagnation.

That all really depends on what you're bringing to the table.

[zordaar]

Naturally.

[That's distinctly reserved, even absent—something to say while she's staring at her.]

[deducive]

[ and the abyss gazes back, naturally. she doesn't flinch. wastes no time in deducing what she can of this other Sherlock. ]

And the world does turn.

[ a beat. ]

Problem?

[tigers]

[ NOPE BYE DISGUSTING ]

[underweared]

[ Don't even start. ]

[tigers]

[









chum. ]

[zordaar]

Funny how that isn't usually a problem after you shoot yourself in the face.

[underweared]

Right to the punch line, I see.

[zordaar]

Why not? Best one I've heard in years.

[noticing]

[ Not even the most bizarre happening this week. Not even the third most. ]

Interesting. A consultation with you usually results in lives ending.

Oh hey, hello again! (This is a_spider~)

[underweared]

Nothing too shocking about that. You would know, you really would.

Yes! Julya edged me in your direction. c:

[noticing]

No, yet here you are, encouraging someone to live their life. Change of heart, or are you just bored?

[myproblemtosolve]

[ Moriarty AUs represent. Okay, so he's a lot more anti-climatic, or at least it seems like it, shifting the edge of his pipe musingly before he strikes the match. ]

And what life will you live? Another fairytale-teller, or something new?

[ IT'S GONNA BURN ITSELF DOWN ANYWAY. MIGHT AS WELL PROFIT. HATERS GON' HATE. ]