voicetesting | mun & muse would both love a drink right about now

[stronginwill]

Should I be flattered?

[Bond looks vaguely amused - but then, he isn't a big advocate of "showing your true colours."]

Frankly, I'm surprised there aren't more of me in here. I suppose I'm an acquired taste.

[Like brandy. Or cyanide.]

Comments

[unreachableutopia]

Isn't it fortuitous that aren't many of you?

[It's discomforting to see so many with her face. Even when they aren't even the same person.]

[stronginwill]

One would think.

[But he's just so handsome, wouldn't you want to see more of him?]

A friendly face wouldn't go amiss, though.

[unreachableutopia]

Would you be on friendly terms with someone who claims to be you? Truly?

[Sounds skeptical.]

[spectrenumber1]

I fail to understand why anyone would be enamored by such banal, crude thug such as yourself. The 007 I knew at least had some charm and appreciation for artistry.

[stronginwill]

Artistry?

[Ha. Don't make him laugh. Professional murder is an art in and of itself.]

Chocolate can't be everyone's favourite flavour of ice cream.

[But perhaps he's more like Rocky Road...]

[spectrenumber1]

And lacking in genuine wit as well. The fact of the matter is that you, Mr. Bond are very much out of your league. If you are are unable to deal with a group of second-rate amateurs like Quantum than you stand no chance against the true geniuses of crime and terror.

[revenge_is_sweet]

Perhaps you are over stretching your ego, James. Be careful of that.

[stronginwill]

You'd know a thing or two about ego, wouldn't you?

[revenge_is_sweet]

Oh, you flatter me, Bond.

[aerophobe]

I shudder to think of a world with more than one of you, frankly.

[stronginwill]

What? Can't handle a little mayhem?

[Or...more than a little.]

Here I thought you could manage that in your pajamas.

[aerophobe]

[ flatly: ]

I don't think I want your brand of "mayhem" anywhere near my pajamas, thank you.

we're all voicetesting at this point, whew

[seniority]

Well, thank goodness for small mercies.

[ Q has enough trouble keeping track of one of you. ]

I KNOW RIGHT and so many adorable Q cuties *_____*

[stronginwill]

First time I've ever heard someone call me a small mercy.

we prefer Qties, actually *is shot*

[seniority]

The fact that I can't tell if you're referencing your propensity for collateral damage or making an innuendo worries me deeply.

[suppliesgadgets]

Really Double-O Seven, I don't think the world needs more than one of you.

/SCREECHES because Desmond Llewelyn oh my god

[stronginwill]

God knows if there were, you wouldn't have any funding left.

[Is he right, or is he right?]

How's tricks, Q?

/Often imitated, never duplicated

[suppliesgadgets]

Considering your current track record of zero vehicles returned, that's more than a simple understatement.

[He frowns a little slightly - but that's because Q never jokes about his work.]

Well I had been planning on giving you a few items before sending you on your way, but this talk of more of you is giving me a headache.

/late

[closeshave]

Yes, you are an acquired taste. But that's not necessarily a bad thing.

well, hellooooooo nurse

[stronginwill]

What flavour, d'you think?

[Do tell~]

Dirty martini?

hello darling

[closeshave]

Hmm, no. How about scotch?

l a t e s t also sob what am i even doing

[ejectme]

That would be a particularly generous way of putting it.

8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[stronginwill]

Marm.

[So nice to see you again! Especially after that death thing. James loves his little bulldog, thank you.]

I suppose it says something different in my file.

CHANGE OF PLAN NEW JOURNAL same person though

[andnottoyield]

Your file says a great many things, most of which I had to write. You're lucky we haven't simply executed you six times over at this point.

[mymartini]

You're hardly an acquired taste, 007. I'd call you more of an unhealthy treat, something probably not as worth the need as one might think or hope.