Mun is cackling about Tenta-troubles in his near future.

[not_onyourside]

I do not know why you are so excited. Eets going to be horrible.

No not for you! For me of course! We are talking about me een zhis wretched place. Een any case, you can simply scrap zhis plan and I will mention eet to no one. Besides, you are far too busy to waste time on somezzing so foolish.

So let us agree, we will drop zhe notion and move on to ozzer zhings, oui?

Comments

[hasstandards]

It's a little late for you to not mention it to anyone, now isn't it?

[not_onyourside]

People have short memories, no one else has brought eet up as of yet, so I should be safe.

[hasstandards]

You realize sayin' things like that is just askin' for trouble.

[not_onyourside]

You see zhe worst een everyzzing! How ees eet asking for trouble?

[hasstandards]

You're bringin' it up and reminding people, for one. And just talkin' about it gets the mundane even more worked up, I'm sure.

[not_onyourside]

How can she be worked up about turning me eento calamari?!

[hasstandards]

If there's anyone who can find a way, it'd be a mundane. Mine starts giggling like some kind of bloody schoolgirl just because you showed up here again.

[Not that Sniper missed you, buddy. Nope.]

[not_onyourside]

Did she miss me? Tell her I say bonjour.

She ees probably just jealous zhat I will let you hold Biscotti and she cannot.

[hasstandards]

Right. Because holdin' that bloody rabbit of yours was such a pleasure.

[not_onyourside]

Eet ees. You can admit eet, I am great at keeping secrets.

[Come on Sniper, you know his rabbit is adorable in every sense of the word.]

[hasstandards]

I'm not admitting anything.

[Sniper has tried for years to obliterate such words from his vocabulary.]

[not_onyourside]

Zhat's fine, I can see eet een your eyes mon ami.

[Dramatic leaning against your chest and staring up into those aviators is a go!]

[hasstandards]

[Leaaaaaning back as though that'll put some distance between himself and Spy.]

You can see that I don't believe for a second that a rabbit is a proper pet?

[not_onyourside]

[Just be glad he doesn't have tentacles yet.]

Eet ees zhe best pet! Quiet, can be kept een a cage, enjoys sleeping and eating and cuddling. You see? Zhe best.

[Huh, sounds a bit like Spy actually.]

[hasstandards]

It eats, takes up space, and does nothing for you. S'not a practical pet like a dog. I'm surprised no one's found 'im yet and let him go, honestly.

[not_onyourside]

He keeps me company and sits on my lap when I am reading, zhat ees enough.

No one would let him go, and eef zhey did he would just hop around zhe base.

[hasstandards]

[Sigh.]

And I suppose that's why you keep 'im. Because he'd just hop around the base and starve.

[Marvel at his incredulous tone.]

[not_onyourside]

Exactement. Also his ears fell down, he cannot survive on his own wezzout zhem!

[hasstandards]

Pretty sure that's just how his ears are, mate.

[not_onyourside]

He ees a tragic case, I must take care of him and protect him from zhe harsh wilderness zhat ees sure to destroy him.

[Also he was bought at a pet store. So there's that.]

[shhhhh_secret]

(Just going to be here shark grinning like a boss.)

[not_onyourside]

[He sees you there.]

Ees zhere somezzing you wish to add?

[hasstandards]

Right. A bloody saint, you are. And just what are you going to do with him when your mundane goes through with whatever plan she's got for ya?

[notintehkitchen]

So, where are you headed off to?

[rocketjumping]

Spy! That is no way to support your mundane! And what have I said about teamwork and how you should practice it?